Troll Herding

RubenesqueAphrodite

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In an effort to make Lit as pleasant as possible for everyone, the Board (consisting of me) held an impromptu meeting this afternoon and voted in the following Amendment to the Literotica Constitution

All trolls presenting themselves on the forum by trying to emulate real human behavior should simply cease and desist this pseudo-assimilation technique and post here instead. Your failed attempts to hide your true trollish nature are laughable, therefore it will be much easier on the citizens of Lit if you would kindly post your name, the real reason you came here, and cross-reference your post in your profile.


If you do not agree to these terms, please, be aware, that the majority of Litizens do not negotiate with Trolls, and you are liable to be shot on sight.

Save us the trouble of hunting you down, and we can make your execution a quick and painless one.

Sincerely,

One Woman Show
 
In an effort to make Lit as pleasant as possible for everyone, the Board (consisting of me) held an impromptu meeting this afternoon and voted in the following Amendment to the Literotica Constitution

All trolls presenting themselves on the forum by trying to emulate real human behavior should simply cease and desist this pseudo-assimilation technique and post here instead. Your failed attempts to hide your true trollish nature are laughable, therefore it will be much easier on the citizens of Lit if you would kindly post your name, the real reason you came here, and cross-reference your post in your profile.


If you do not agree to these terms, please, be aware, that the majority of Litizens do not negotiate with Trolls, and you are liable to be shot on sight.

Save us the trouble of hunting you down, and we can make your execution a quick and painless one.

Sincerely,

One Woman Show

Love this...love your new Av!:rose:
 
Love this...love your new Av!:rose:
Thank you!
i need to take it down. I got all dolled up for a party last night and thought I'd share the goods, as it were..

It'll be time to go back to my little Holly Hobby here, soon. :rose"
 
In an effort to make Lit as pleasant as possible for everyone, the Board (consisting of me) held an impromptu meeting this afternoon and voted in the following Amendment to the Literotica Constitution

All trolls presenting themselves on the forum by trying to emulate real human behavior should simply cease and desist this pseudo-assimilation technique and post here instead. Your failed attempts to hide your true trollish nature are laughable, therefore it will be much easier on the citizens of Lit if you would kindly post your name, the real reason you came here, and cross-reference your post in your profile.


If you do not agree to these terms, please, be aware, that the majority of Litizens do not negotiate with Trolls, and you are liable to be shot on sight.

Save us the trouble of hunting you down, and we can make your execution a quick and painless one.

Sincerely,

One Woman Show

*LIKE*

:cattail:
 
*glorious applause* *roses being thrown* shouts of "brava! brava!" all over the joint. *men are throwing underwear, even... belts, ties, cigars (snag one for TL, K?)*
 
In an effort to make Lit as pleasant as possible for everyone, the Board (consisting of me) held an impromptu meeting this afternoon and voted in the following Amendment to the Literotica Constitution

All trolls presenting themselves on the forum by trying to emulate real human behavior should simply cease and desist this pseudo-assimilation technique and post here instead. Your failed attempts to hide your true trollish nature are laughable, therefore it will be much easier on the citizens of Lit if you would kindly post your name, the real reason you came here, and cross-reference your post in your profile.


If you do not agree to these terms, please, be aware, that the majority of Litizens do not negotiate with Trolls, and you are liable to be shot on sight.

Save us the trouble of hunting you down, and we can make your execution a quick and painless one.

Sincerely,

One Woman Show

Two thumbs, way, way up. :D
 
I;m not a troll, I'm more like a pervy, mischivious pixie really............... with an ocassional beard and heavy boots :D
 
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