Troll Bait

[Deborah]

Well gee whiz I think I pissed somebody off because some Pustule went through all my stories yesterday and 1'd them. I wonder how long it takes for a Pustule to do the "nasty" on 25 stories? Looks to me like Madame Pandora may have received the same "treatment." I wonder what the ratings would be if the voting was REAL.

Like I said before, some people don't get it. That's OK, not meant to be. Some others don't give a shit. Some others get it but are too embarassed to say because they have been hoodwinked or have some other reason for remaining silent. Deju vu.

So I'll just sit back now and watch the Pustule continue to manipulate this site and wreck havoc. For a little while anyway. I'm getting bored.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Your getting bored honey? Guess you'll have to fuck me later...

I hate the idea of someone killing the voting like that though... does really suck.

I had your bad scottish accent in my head again today too

 

[Deborah]

Diddum a doo a dum a day. Good humping rhythm method to it, which obviously didn't work very well in our case, 'eh Chefie?

Yes, Chefie, this voting monkey business does suck, big time.

Incidentally, I see Pustules apparently ran wild again last nite. Not only did I get trolled (and I want you to do something about it!) but Xander is ranting and raging about some sort of shit-stirring trolling. What exactly, I have no idea.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The whole voting monkey business really frickin bites. I get 1'd, but so sporadically it appears to be legitimate. Deborah get's 1'd what, daily? That's crap. The votes are about the story, or they ought to be. I feel your pain, not as hard as you do Deb, but I do feel some of it.

 

[Deborah]

LMFAO!

Shit this is funny!

I'm not "hurt" KillerMuffin, I'm just fascinated by the total fuckedupness of some people. It's hilarious they have nothing better to do.

Since I posted this morning I got an "anonymous" feedback e-mail message which said "Treat people decent and you won't get 1's." The "About the submission" was my story "Assignation" which got 1'd as did several other stories, including my new one. At least the Pustule didn't go down the list and "do" all 25 like the other day. Now who in their right fucking mind would give a story a 1 that already had a rating of around 2.10, or whatever, I'm too lazy to go look it up at the moment. Keep it up wacko. What a fucking joke.

 

[Guest]

If your stories were more than 100 words they wouldn't get 1'd either. Maybe they just suck. That is why they got voted down. Doh!! BET ME.

 

[Deborah]

Doh yourself and BET ME, The Other Pustule.

My stories average 8 printed pages and 3,000 words. I try to keep them in that range because, judging from my fan mail, that's about all the longer most dudes can spank the monkey.

Now, The Other Pustule, if I had to guess I'd say you are probably a "wannabe" author who writes a 3 page story and votes it to the top while voting the REAL stories down at the same time. Just a hunch.

Explain to me please how I have a story "Coffin Candy" that got an "E" that is rated 2.21. Is Laurel that dumb? Or how I have a story "Goodbye Sis, Hello Bro" that is rated 2.18 with 203 votes. Do some math and just imagine how many 1's that story received. A story, BTW, which was one of the stories in the "2000 Awards" running and got 100,000 "times read" in a month on another site.

Pound away those 1's Pustule and get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The pain would be the pain of getting pissed off and sticking your fist through the wall. Or do you not do that too?

As for your stories, I read 'em, I like 'em.

 

[Deborah]

No Muff, no pounding through the wall. I'd rather pop the Pustule (formerly beer) cans with my Mossburg Maverick 12 gauge or Ruger 10/22 carbine or other "toys." Got to practice in case the Pustules ever try to fuck with you in RL.

BTW, some dumb shit just went thru all 25 of my stories and gave them all a 5. Go figure. Not that it matters much now. What planet do these wackos come from?

Fuck it. I'm going out clubbing. No, not Pustules. Dancing! Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine.

 

[Problem Child]

Oh my god, she likes guns too!

I'm getting wood...

 

[Morgoth]

No Muff, no pounding through the wall. I'd rather pop the Pustule (formerly beer) cans with my Mossburg Maverick 12 gauge or Ruger 10/22 carbine or other "toys." Got to practice in case the Pustules ever try to fuck with you in RL.

Ok, I am now officialy scared. A twelve gauge can't blow holes through walls can it? If it can, you better not be coming after me. I'll use my connections! I'll talk to the mob! I'll... I'll... Oh God Damnit! Who am I kidding? If someone comes after me with a twelve gauge, all manners of the gods will be forgotten, I will kneel onto the pavement and beg for mercy. As the saying goes: "I'd rather make a complete fool out of myself rather than get my head blown off", Morgoth/ Created just now, just for this purpose.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Incidentally, I see Pustules apparently ran wild again last nite. Not only did I get trolled (and I want you to do something about it!) but Xander is ranting and raging about some sort of shit-stirring trolling. What exactly, I have no idea.

Is that what its called? Rhythm...
Oh yes oh baby oh baby oh yes... Damn

What am I supposed to do about your trolls? Create some of my own?

 

[Deborah]

Of course I like (make that love) guns, ProblemChild. Lots of real life varmints, two-legged and four-legged, in my neighborhood. Much like there are varmints on this board who fuck with the voting and people's minds.

Morgoth, I have little idea WTF you are talking about, and I doubt you do either.

Chefie, don't worry about the trolls, I got them by the balls and they don't even know it.

Someone AGAIN went thru all 25 of my stories last nite after my last post and gave them all ANOTHER 5. LMFAO! What, do you think you can confuse me, Pustule? I'm real good at the math. "Coffin Candy" rose all the way up to a rating of 2.29 and "Goodbye Sis, Hello Bro" rose all the way to 2.20. Woo woo!

What kind of psychotic squirrel bait spends such time on such games?

 

[DarkAngel]

Can I be the bait... can I