Transcript From Phone Sex With Anonymous Lit. Member

[Marxist]

Me: Hey, what's happening?

Her: Not much. I just wanted to hear your sexy voice.

Me: Cool.

Her: Yeah, way cool.

Me: Tell me a fantasy.

Her: Like what?

Me: I don't know. Something personal. Something you'd never tell anyone.

Her: OK. Hold on a moment.

*buzzing sound in the background*

Her: OK, I'm back.

Me: Cool.

Her: So something personal? Alright, did I ever tell you about how much I love pizza?

Me: <dubious> Uh, no.

Her: Yeah, I dream about pizza and chocolate sundaes all the time. Isn't that weird?

Me: Yeah. Pretty fucking odd. I meant like a fantasy involving you and someone else you know, something dirty.

Her: Oh, right, I'm so silly. OK, I once had a hot fantasy involving Anthony Hopkins. He wore a white t-shirt and white pants just like in "Silence of the Lambs." He fucked me really hard while he was still strapped upright in the gurney and had that hockey mask thing on...when he came it was like a busted...

Me: Whoa! whoa!

Her: Ok, I also have this one where I take on the entire New York Rangers and Mark Messier makes a messier on my face...

*click*

 

[sunstruck]

Ok I asked you not to call my grandmother before she's had her meds.

 

[Marxist]

Ok I asked you not to call my grandmother before she's had her meds.

Your grandma is a Lit. member? What's her name, Sunstroke?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wasn't there an "I wanna fuck Hannibal Lecter" thread recently? Hmm....

 

[sunstruck]

Your grandma is a Lit. member? What's her name, Sunstroke?

When you say it, it just sounds dirty.

 

[RawHumor]

Wasn't there an "I wanna fuck Hannibal Lecter" thread recently? Hmm....

Hmmmm... who's posted about 4-5 threads about Hannibal Lecter and Anthony Hopkins in the past couple weeks.

That's not who you're talking about, is it Marxist?

 

[Rubyfruit]

You need a new phone sex partner.

Shall I ring?

 

[Marxist]

Hmmmm... who's posted about 4-5 threads about Hannibal Lecter and Anthony Hopkins in the past couple weeks.

That's not who you're talking about, is it Marxist?

*In creepy, yet cheesy sounding voice*

I'll never tell...

 

[Marxist]

You need a new phone sex partner.

Shall I ring?

Anything would be an improvement. And to think she wanted me to sound more like a Yankee...

 

[Rubyfruit]

I guess you don't want it that bad since your line is busy.

 

[Marxist]

I guess you don't want it that bad since your line is busy.

Oh, right.


You don't think I should that Connecticut Cold Cut another chance?

 

[Rubyfruit]

She can warm you up for me.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

You promised you would keep our phone sex just between you and me!

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Transcript From Phone Sex With Anonymous Lit. Member

You promised you would keep our phone sex just between you and me!

You play so hard to get....

scoundrel.

 

[alexandraaah]

I feel bad for you.

 

[metal_minx]

that was for real? lol that's sad.

 

[Never]

Marxist:
"Me: Whoa! whoa!

Her: Ok, I also have this one where I take on the entire New York Rangers and Mark Messier makes a messier on my face...

*click*"

Oh, I think Marxist suffers from premature disconnection.

 

[Marxist]

that was for real? lol that's sad.

Yeah. And I give great phone too. Her loss.

 

[metal_minx]

Yeah. And I give great phone too. Her loss.

*sigh* i've been there...i give great phone too...why can't they all be like us?

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Transcript From Phone Sex With Anonymous Lit. Member

Oh, I think Marxist suffers from premature disconnection.

Hey, what's your number?

 

[GuyJD]

Are you trying to tell us that there is a Lit member with a 1-900 sex hotline?

 

[Guest]

*In creepy, yet cheesy sounding voice*

I'll never tell...

Get rid of that damn AV, will ya?

 

[Marxist]

Are you trying to tell us that there is a Lit member with a 1-900 sex hotline?

There is, but that's not who I was talking to.

 

[metal_minx]

Get rid of that damn AV, will ya?

its even creepier and cheesier than the voice

 

[Marxist]

its even creepier and cheesier than the voice

It's the shirt isn't it?