Training Men to Put the Seat Down.

[Basia]

Yay, my first mockery thread.


Honestly though, Women of Lit, aren't you tired of, ad 3am, going ot the bathrrom, only to discover that someone left the damn seat up. That really urks me. If guys are soposed to be so gentlemanly like, then why is it that a simple task is beyond their grasp?

 

[mig]

I don't know about anyone else but if I have to pee at 3am I have to sit down anyway.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know, we get at up at 3am to take a shit. Guys? How many of you don't look down first?

Christ. THIS is why we rule the world. It's just too hard for you.

 

[Basia]

Honestly though, what is so hard with:

1. Lift
2. Piss
3. Flush
4. Put the seat down
5. Wash hands
6. Exit


It's a simple six step process that you guys just can't seem to grasp.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It seems to me that if you eliminate step four it becomes an even simpler process.

God. Women can't do math either.

 

[sexy-girl]

the seat go's down because thats how its meant to be ... toilets look gross with seat up

 

[jonny-pitt]

"It's a simple six step process that you guys just can't seem to grasp"

Please don't confuse not caring with not understanding - most men can grasp the concept of putting the seat down - they're just too self centered to care.

In my house we both put the seat and lid down every time - seems fair to us.

 

[sunstruck]

It seems to me that if you eliminate step four it becomes an even simpler process.

God. Women can't do math either.

You have a secret fantasy of being whipped with a cat of nine tails by a pack of angry feminists don't you?

 

[Basia]

But step 4 is the most important step.

Leave it to a man to try and get the easy way out.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm thinking that washing your hands is the most important step. So you're saying that you're blind, stupid and dirty?

 

[bluemuse]

I think toilets are wasted on men. Make them do it in the backyard.....mark their territory.

 

[dreamer]

Yay, my first mockery thread.


Honestly though, Women of Lit, aren't you tired of, ad 3am, going ot the bathrrom, only to discover that someone left the damn seat up. That really urks me. If guys are soposed to be so gentlemanly like, then why is it that a simple task is beyond their grasp?

What I hate is waking up at 3am and pissing all over the toilet seat because some woman left it down!!! The question is what is right, always up or always down?? hehehe

No seriously, I grew up with my mom and three stepsisters in the house while my stepdad was away in the Navy. The seat is ALWAYS down in my house....habit I guess.

Hey and better skipping step 4 than step 5 right?? And skipping step 6 WOW...that can be DAMN annoying.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I like the seat and the lid down.

When my little guy is in a big hurry, he sometimes doesn't lift the seat. Now getting my butt wet with someone else's pee is much more disgusting than having to put the seat down. I would rather put the seat up after I am finished then take the chance of sitting in pee or stepping in it cuz he didn't have time to put the seat up...

Being the only woman in a house of men (even our cat is male) means the rules change just out of self defense.

 

[desert spike]

Honestly though, what is so hard with:

1. Lift
2. Piss
3. Flush
4. Put the seat down
5. Wash hands
6. Exit


It's a simple six step process that you guys just can't seem to grasp.

What's so hard about:

1. put seat down
2. sit down
3. pee
4. flush
5. wash hands
6. exit

Its a simple six step process that women can do just as easily as our six step process.

 

[jonny-pitt]

I'm thinking that washing your hands is the most important step. So you're saying that you're blind, stupid and dirty?

Not to be picky but I think pissing is the most important step!

without that all the rest just seems so...pointless

 

[Sixth]

Oh, come on, how hard can be it?

Time and time again, I've said, "Lift that bloody seat up when you've finished!".

 

[bluemuse]

The most important step is sending them out the back door to the nearest tree. What's so hard about that?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

The seat goes DOWN?!!!

 

[calypso_21]

The problem lies in the step were men place their hands on their dick..anytime this happens all thoughts fly out the door.

 

[desert spike]

The problem lies in the step were men place their hands on their dick..anytime this happens all thoughts fly out the door.

that is true when we're thinking about women and sex and such stuff, but not when we are peeing. We can concentrate on business when we want to.

 

[takingchances42]

The most important step is sending them out the back door to the nearest tree. What's so hard about that?

The backyard is my favorite, now that you mention it. Marking your territory is a good thing.

I think women have as much of a problem with it as men. I used to have a cat that liked to play splash games if the lid was up. Reach down, bat at the water, and see if she could splash it out of the bowl. Now I have a dog that is often thirsty, and thinks that toilet bowl water is tastier than the stuff in his water dish. So, I _know_ that lid has to stay down, and I am very good at it.

But my ex-wife would often forget to put the lid down. More recent... female friends... also have frequent memory lapses. I think it comes to convenience and habit. For women it is convenient and habitual to leave the seat down but the lid up. And they are no better at changing their habits in consideration of others than men are.

Just my two cents worth...

(runs and ducks for cover)

 

[chromefreak]

It could be worse! You could live with me!

Whether or not the seat was up or down when I was finished became trivial once my girlfriend saw motorcycle carburetors disassembled on the bed. I told her "At least I drained the fuel out of 'em first...and they're on an old towel".

About the seat issue, I grew up in a house with a dad and brother, even the dog was male, so the seat was always up. The first time I moved in with a woman, I got a crash course in what to do with the seat, so I learned I'd be much happier if I always put the seat down (Call it obedience training), but it doesn't matter since my roommate always leaves it up, women who come over still can't be too careful.

And when they're taking 2 hours to get ready in the morning, I DO mark my territory in the backyard!

 

[PepperminTrish]

Since I'm the only female in this household (hubby and 3 sons) I've given up. I'm just happy when they don't pee all over the place. If they want it up, they put it up. If I want it down, I put it down. It's simple and it works for us.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

You have a secret fantasy of being whipped with a cat of nine tails by a pack of angry feminists don't you?

Would these be the same angry feminists that insist women are equal (at least, if not superior) to men, yet rely on men to operate the rather simple machine they rely on for their bodily functions?

 

[Dessert]

I just don't get what the big deal is. Men need the seat up. Women need the seat down. What makes "down" the way that it should always be? And what's so difficult about putting the seat down when you need it down?