Toys just can't be fun anymore
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huskie
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Oscuridad said:They recalled the latest version of the Harry Potter toy broom.
The nimbus 2000.
Why?
Because it vibrates.
Nobody's allowed to have fun anymore
I was gonna give 'em out as presents.
a vibrating stick between a childs legs....... hummmm??? I could see a lot of Lit members wanning this....... but kids???
JazzManJim
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That's okay, man. They recently outlawed BB Guns in the city of Baltimore.
It ain't good to be a kid these days...
It ain't good to be a kid these days...
Oscuridad said:Besides, sex dolls are still being pedaled by the thousands to the minors. Barbie wasn't always so wholesome
And still isn't in some houses :O
The new Bimbo Barbie
Fuck me heels and all
lost said:
Since you have fill out a form before they let you seen the damn article here are the first few paragraphs
Peek and Boo
Way Too Much Fantasy With That Dream House
By Deborah Roffman
Sunday, December 22, 2002; Page B01
Still seeking that perfect gift for a special young girl in your life? Well, look no further than page 50 of the FAO Schwarz 2002 holiday catalogue. For a mere $45, you can surprise and delight her with a Lingerie Barbie.
And what a Barbie Babe she is, decked out in her sexy black (or, if you prefer, pink) garters, stockings and obligatory stiletto heels. Even her PR is PG, giving the phrase "sex toy" a whole new level of meaning: "Barbie exudes a flirtatious attitude in her heavenly merry widow bustier ensemble accented with intricate lace and matching peekaboo peignoir."
Oh darn, reading this too late for holiday gift giving? Not to worry. Mattel plans a February launch for its sixth "limited edition" Lingerie Barbie, promising she'll be "simply sassy in a short pearl-grey satin slip trimmed in black lace" and "thigh-high stockings" that "add a hint of flair."
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Very intresting thread. 
When I think about my childhood and the toys I played with, then look at todays crap they call toys, I think the kids are being cheated. I remember playing with Tonka Truks and Bigwheels, those were some fun ass toys. You tell me of a Tonka Truck that was destroyed, hell my father ran over mine all the time with the car and I still could play with them. 
If you ask me, its all a crock. They make crap and sell it to the kids knowing its going to fall apart or break in a matter of days or weeks, all in hopes that you'll buy a new one. The funny thing is, people don't see their buying shit, which gets me to thinking, maybe I can take a dump in a bag and sell it. Tell people why buy crap when you can buy the real shit.
When I think about my childhood and the toys I played with, then look at todays crap they call toys, I think the kids are being cheated. I remember playing with Tonka Truks and Bigwheels, those were some fun ass toys. You tell me of a Tonka Truck that was destroyed, hell my father ran over mine all the time with the car and I still could play with them. If you ask me, its all a crock. They make crap and sell it to the kids knowing its going to fall apart or break in a matter of days or weeks, all in hopes that you'll buy a new one. The funny thing is, people don't see their buying shit, which gets me to thinking, maybe I can take a dump in a bag and sell it. Tell people why buy crap when you can buy the real shit.
plasticman33
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JazzManJim said:
You'd just shoot your eye out anyway!
Roughneck
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Dirt clods? Naw, we didn't do much of that, but I remember taking garbage can lids and plastic bats and playing swords and shields. Then your father would get pissed because the garbage can lid looked like it had been ran over by an 18 wheeler, lol
brokenbrainwave
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I want my damn lawn darts back! They are cool to chase the boys with when they are ridding bikes. Those helmets really work.
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well phhtttt@me. I knew I should have chosen the swivel style when planning my hip replacement surgery...Nora said:I used to love wrapping my legs around my Sit n' Spin.
