Toy shopping in San Francisco

[rabbitandkitty]

We are planning to go shopping for sex toys in SF. We're not looking for anything weird, just straight couple looking to spice up our sex life some more. Does anybody have some good tips for shops in the city?

 

[eyer]

We are planning to go shopping for sex toys in SF. We're not looking for anything weird, just straight couple looking to spice up our sex life some more. Does anybody have some good tips for shops in the city?

Wear your best knee pads, bruce...

 

[rabbitandkitty]

I don't understand!

Wear your best knee pads, bruce...

 

[eyer]

I don't understand!

You don't squat when you pee?

 

[blobfish]

I recommend a little shop called "Silicone Valley". It has some weird stuff, but also plenty of your everyday sex toys. It used to be owned by Dr. Michael Baden, the famous "pathologist to the stars", but he sold it years ago. I never visit San Fran without stopping in.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

nope...sorry

 

[KRCummings]

I recommend a little shop called "Silicone Valley". It has some weird stuff, but also plenty of your everyday sex toys. It used to be owned by Dr. Michael Baden, the famous "pathologist to the stars", but he sold it years ago. I never visit San Fran without stopping in.

That guy always annoyed the shit out of me for some reason. Maybe it was his obvious greed or the way he'd talk down to his audience. I dunno. Always struck me as an asshole.

 

[rabbitandkitty]

Thnx, do you have an address/website?

I recommend a little shop called "Silicone Valley". It has some weird stuff, but also plenty of your everyday sex toys. It used to be owned by Dr. Michael Baden, the famous "pathologist to the stars", but he sold it years ago. I never visit San Fran without stopping in.

 

[blobfish]

That guy always annoyed the shit out of me for some reason. Maybe it was his obvious greed or the way he'd talk down to his audience. I dunno. Always struck me as an asshole.

Yeah, but he always had the best price on ben wa balls.

 

[blobfish]

Thnx, do you have an address/website?

Well, the new owners are born again Amish, so they don't use the internet. I don't remember the precise address, but it was somewhere on Haight Street, as I recall.

I hope this helps!

 

[LadyVer]

Well, the new owners are born again Amish, so they don't use the internet. I don't remember the precise address, but it was somewhere on Haight Street, as I recall.

I hope this helps!

Have you actually been to San Francisco and walked around the city?

 

[KRCummings]

Well, the new owners are born again Amish, so they don't use the internet. I don't remember the precise address, but it was somewhere on Haight Street, as I recall.

I hope this helps!

I think I know the place. It's 3 or 4 blocks down from Ashbury so it's easy to find. I don't know the new owners but I've met a few born again Amish and they're nice enough if a little pervy.

 

[rabbitandkitty]

Seriously? Amish running a sex shop?

Well, the new owners are born again Amish, so they don't use the internet. I don't remember the precise address, but it was somewhere on Haight Street, as I recall.

I hope this helps!

 

[blobfish]

Have you actually been to San Francisco and walked around the city?

I ran a camera shop in the Castro for several years.

 

[KRCummings]

Seriously? Amish running a sex shop?

You think Amish don't fuck? You're not gonna find a lot of battery powered toys but they have the very best in dildos, dolls, cock rings, etc.

 

[Jaystorme]

Well, the new owners are born again Amish, so they don't use the internet. I don't remember the precise address, but it was somewhere on Haight Street, as I recall.

I hope this helps!

1437 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA
(415) 864-4213

 

[blobfish]

I think I know the place. It's 3 or 4 blocks down from Ashbury so it's easy to find. I don't know the new owners but I've met a few born again Amish and they're nice enough if a little pervy.

You may be thinking of the Mennonites. These Amish sex shop owners are all business.

 

[blobfish]

Seriously? Amish running a sex shop?

I know it seems strange, but it's not easy for them to make money in Frisco. All the farm land has been taken over by braless, organic hippies.

 

[rabbitandkitty]

1437 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA
(415) 864-4213

I know it seems strange, but it's not easy for them to make money in Frisco. All the farm land has been taken over by braless, organic hippies.

Thnx Jaystorme and Blobfish. Any other ideas?

 

[blobfish]

Thnx Jaystorme and Blobfish. Any other ideas?

I have a few DIY tips, if that's what you're getting at.

 

[LadyVer]

I ran a camera shop in the Castro for several years.

Did you ever take bart to Union City?

 

[KRCummings]

Thnx Jaystorme and Blobfish. Any other ideas?

You know what? Fuck you. I was helpful and kind to you and you didn't have to common fucking courtesy to include me in your little thank you note. What a complete piece of shit you are. I hope you die in a fucking fire and if you have a dead racist brother I hope he comes back to life as an undead racist zombie and dies in the fucking fire with you.

 

[blobfish]

Did you ever take bart to Union City?

Rather often, actually. The Castro was nice, but to be honest, there were just too many gay guys.

 

[LadyVer]

Rather often, actually. The Castro was nice, but to be honest, there were just too many gay guys.

uh huh. What did you think of Newark?

 

[Shagly]

Did you ever take bart to Union City?

The BART train goes to Jersey?

Amazing.