Totinos Pizza Rolls...

[RastaPope]

These are great!

They're like sex, except I'm having them!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

These are great!

They're like sex, except I'm having them!

They have a new type out also...from Tony's Pizza...they are pizza rolls, but as big as an egg roll. Good stuff.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Sex is fat-free, though, Rasta. Watch out for the love handles, chubby.

 

[RastaPope]

Sex is fat-free, though. Watch out for the love handles, chubby.

I have a metabolism rivaled only by Wallace West.

My body fat can't be much more than 6 or 7%.

 

[Siren]

 

[RastaPope]

food and sex............it dont get better

food and playstation 2. boo-yah.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I am not a big fan of mixing food and sex. Chocolate sauce on a pussy is just a yeast infection waiting to happen. Not so yummy, in my opinion.

 

[Private Vasquez]

m&m's and nipples mix well.

 

[superlittlegirl]

m&m's and nipples mix well.

Yes, I think that could be acceptable. That's far enough away from the important bits to be safe.


Tell us more about this M&M and nipple method. I'm curious.

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's all about balance, really. And careful chewing.

 

[superlittlegirl]

It's all about balance, really. And careful chewing.

Uncareful chewing could be nice, if it weren't too vigorous. Nipple bites are not a bad thing.

 

[RastaPope]

Perverts.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Perverts.

Well, duh.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Wanna watch?

A nibble is different from a chew. Molars are involved with chewing.

 

[RastaPope]

Wanna watch?

A nibble is different from a chew. Molars are involved with chewing.

Nah. I'm playing online Lite-Brite.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Wanna watch?

A nibble is different from a chew. Molars are involved with chewing.

Ooh, I see. I wasn't aware of that particular nuance.

Yes, I wanna watch. There should be a demonstration.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'd need a volunteer.

Someone from the audience.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I would say "Me! Me! Pick me!" but I think I should give some of the other kids a chance to participate.

I don't want to seem like too much of an eager beaver. Everyone should get an equal chance to volunteer for the demonstration.

(But count me in if no one raises their hand within a few minutes, okay?)

 

[Private Vasquez]

What works best is the toss the candy in the general direction of the nippled individual, and have them catch it on their boob. Then you can lick it off.

 

[superlittlegirl]

What works best is the toss the candy in the general direction of the nippled individual, and have them catch it on their boob. Then you can lick it off.

That sounds tricky. You'd hafta have a very coordinated partner to get to do any nipple licking. But then again, nipple licks could be a reward to positively reinforce good eye-mammary coordination. Kind of like training dolphins, you know? Except the girl gets M&Ms and not sardines. Which is preferable, in my opinion.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Exactly.

One can never have too much eye-mammary coordination.

 

[Azwed]

eager beaver.

Hhehe you said eager beaver