Tossed Salad

[Monazwx]

I was reading Ladybird's thread and saw that Nike asked a question about what tossed salad meant. I've heard the term before as well ("I'm gonna toss your salad"), but I too have no idea what it means.

Any takers?

 

[nike]

Good to know that I'm not alone =)

 

[knightstalker]

Clueless as well will be back to check on this one because I have often heard this said by guys at a bar and well it doesn't make sense to me ..Oh well everyday I learn something new around here..

 

[tbon45]

it means getting your asshole licked. watch chris rock he explanes it pretty good.

 

[LusciousRedLips]

????

it means getting your asshole licked. watch chris rock he explanes it pretty good.

I don't get the connection between salad tossing & asshole licking. Could you explain further? Where can I watch Chris Rock?

 

[tbon45]

its a standup comedy show on hbo. its just a phrase that they call it instead of calling it was it really is.

 

[ApplesMcgee]

well damn

I had no clue...i was totally off as to what this was....as was my grilfriend. We were just talking about this the other day.

I wonder where the term originated from.

PowrDragn

 

[It'sasecret]

I know Opie and Anthony use the term as well. Along with: Rusty Trombone, Filty Sanjez, etc...

 

[Tribbin]

Just to clear some things up. The Chris Rock definition is getting your ass hole eaten out. He then goes on to explain that you can have it done with jelly or syrup. Chris Rock prefers syrup. After a lengthy explanation of how her heard the phrase, from a HBO jail special, he explains how schools could be bettered by having the "Salad-toss man", but that is another story.

Trib

 

[Monazwx]

Thanks Guys

Tbon45 and Tribbin, thanks for the answers. Obviously, I need to watch more Chris Rock!

Powr, don't worry, I was way off myself. I thought that it meant that the person offering would show me a good time in bed, not rimming. But who's complaining? Not me.

 

[Monazwx]

Just curious to know if there were any other terms for this that I should know about.

(Don't want to be smiling in someone's face like an idiot, thinking I know but really don't).

 

[Spokanite]

Chris Rock just made the saying famous. He got it from an HBO special on prison life and one of the prisoner's was talking about what they do to new inmates. The show asked the prisoner why they don't just make the new guys suck your dick or something and the guy said, when your sucking dick you can pretend it's something else, but when your licking ass you know your licking ass. They never did say how they came up with the term, tossing your salad though. Just thought I would give you a little more information.

 

[LusciousRedLips]

I need to quit watching PBS. Big Bird never talks about licking ass.

 

[bharman4102]

I need to quit watching PBS. Big Bird never talks about licking ass.

I bet Bert and Ernie do!

 

[LusciousRedLips]

I bet Bert and Ernie do!

Hey bharman,

That certainly would be educational television! PBS could run that segment during their annual telethon. I bet the $$$ would pour in.

 

[wannaknow]

jelly or syrup???you would think that French or Thousand island would be more fitting...lol
wanna

 

[TheProvert]

My take...

Lots of "ruffage" makes it through the digestive tract and remains together in the stool.

Tossing a salad is stirring it up.

Useing your tongue up the ass could technically be said to be "stirring" things up.

I prefer to be much less analytical in it all though. I'll be back later, gotta go lick my wife's ass for awhile.

 

[ApplesMcgee]

no way....

There has to be a better explaination than that. Mor ethan likely it was an inside joke started at a prison or something I would imagine.

I just find it funny that so many people apparently used the term, but no one knows how it originated.

PowrDragn

 

[Monazwx]

PowrDagn, I find it odd myself.

That "ruffage" thing was way gross.
I hope that's not how it originated.

But, on to more interesting things,
How many of you like to 'toss salad'?

Alot of people think it's gross and won't do it and I can't find anyone who does. Just wondering about the thoughts out there . . .

 

[tbon45]

i do it to my wife all the time she loves it. make sure its clean though dont want no extra appitisers.

 

[P. B. Walker]

The term I've heard for this activity (licking the asshole, inserting the tongue into the asshole, etc) is: rimming. For example, "I rimmed her out good. Hehe. This, of course, leads to rimjobs!! heheh.

As for doing it.. mmm.. I love to give a girl a good rimjob... usually leads to some good anal sex. I've only had a rimjob once myself and i really liked it.

Just my two cents.

- PBW