toronto

[John Doe]

what, what *raises the roof*

T dot represent mutha fucka!

from the mean streets of scarborough, to the upscale ho's of north york...we be bustin dis shit all day yo...

word.

totonto is home to the largest free standing structure in the world...and you know what? it looks like a penis.

canada, home of the very large penis'

Sombody get the butterfly net! One of the loons got loose.

 

[Xelebes]

Ah yes, Toronto.

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Is there anything to say about it cuz damn, I'm out.

 

[Jimi]

A Canadian city that wishes it was an American city.

A Canadian city that the rest of Canada wishes it was American city.

No,Toronto's just the "Centre of the Universe", or so they think...

Nope- we don't - want them gone - they're too much fun to abuse.
Calgary, on the other hand, IS an American city - Right-wing, Oil company-owned, and takes great pains, while counting its gazillions in Oil revenue, to wail how nasty Toronto ( and anyone East of Medicine Hat, for that matter) has been to SOUTHERN Alberta.

'Course, a great proportion of Albertans south of the Innisfail line, are descended from "Late Loyalist" immigrants from Montana and the Dakotas. Even a bunch of LDS in the Crows' Nest area.

BTW, lest LT flame me for defending the overbloated city of my birth - I am a graduate of the best damned University in this Country... U of A.

And which baseball team had back-to-back World Series in '92 & '93 - Oh yeah, and just clobbered NY 2 outta 3? JEEZ!

 

[Jimi]

Amen!

this from a province that actually thinks its a State.

the Southern half, anyway... Edmonton has a pretty broad political spectrum - and REAL cosmopolitan ambiance, to support that.

 

[SensualCealy]

Im with Jimi, Toronto and Vancover are the bread and butter of our nation, to take them away the rest doesnt stand a chance!
IMO
SC

 

[killallhippies]

Say ya to da UP, eh!

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exactly. we should've insisted on taking toledo. stupid andrew jackson.

 

[gman23]

drop the big one

 

[killallhippies]

i'm cool with that. the jet stream goes west to east. new york could use a little fallout.

 

[MCunnilinguist]

If you don't like Toronto go see Resident Evil 2 Apocalypse

Raccoon City (Toronto) gets nuked.

 

[Dirt Wednesday]

Way to go kah, you've started the Canadian civil war!

 

[LadyG]

Toronto rocks. Simple.

At least it's civilized and not a buncha cowboys trying to be all macho.

 

[Jimi]

BAM!

Toronto rocks. Simple.

At least it's civilized and not a buncha cowboys trying to be all macho.

she kicks it UP a notch!

 

[LadyG]

Just call me Emerila!

*BAM*

 

[Oscuridad]

Trade you Minnesota and North Dakota, they think they are part of Canada, eh.

We do not.

Minnesota is autonomous collective.

 

[Jimi]

Just call me Emerila!

*BAM*

WOOHOO! May I share some "essence" with ya, hen?

 

[Jimi]

We do not.

Minnesota is autonomous collective.

and also it is an autonomous collective wherein "Eh?" is said, Comrades!

 

[Oscuridad]

and also it is an autonomous collective wherein "Eh?" is said, Comrades!

We have freindly relations with Canada.

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And diplomatic immunity for moose.

 

[Jimi]

We have freindly relations with Canada.

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And diplomatic immunity for moose.

What they're covered by Jay's Treaty, also?


KEWL!

 

[Oscuridad]

What they're covered by Jay's Treaty, also?


KEWL!

It's so that the wolves have somewhere to escape to.

It's a reciprocity thing.

 

[Weevil]

The best city in the wizzorld. And, contrary to what dopey Albertans will tell you, we are the most prosperous city in the Country.

It's the T-dizzle-izzle-izzle. Canada's finest.

And here are the lyrics to Kardinal Offishal's Bakardi Slang to teach y'all how to speak Torontonian

Yo Yo
Silver turn it up, yeah
We gonna put you on to something brand new yo
Know what I mean

Yo
We don't say 'you know what I'm sayin'
T dot says 'ya dun know'
We don't say 'hey that's the breaks'
we say 'yo, a so it go'
We don't say 'you get one chance'
We say 'you better rip the show'
Before bottles start flyin and you runnin for the door
Y'all talking about 'cuttin and hittin skins'
We talkin bout 'beat dat face'
T dot niggaz will eat your food before y'all cats say grace
You cats is steady saying 'word'
My cats is steady yellin 'zeen'
Half the time we talking about 'more times'
We don't even know what 'more times' means!
'More times we rocker fresher'
'More times we come correct'
More times you think it's the hot shit
You haven't heard nuttin yet
Differently, still ya kno
The cirlce gettin ill ya know
Step on the wrong Bally boot and you might get kill ya know
So every might walk through a dance tell a youth 'xcuse me'
I'm tellin your jubie 'I like her style'
She's talkin about 'abuse me'
Use me show me how the T dot rolls
My style is off the thermostat plus I'm comin from the cold-yo

CHORUS [Kardinal] (Saukrates)
(What the... chill!)
My nigga's in the street throwin dot slang each and every single time we meet
(What the... chill!)
My ladies lookin hot, screw face kissin teet
represtentin the T dot
Kardinal rock the pary, T dot drinking Bacardi
Kardi drinkin Bacardi, T dot rocking the party
Nigga's jumpin and wildin and ladies showin a smile
And everybody know its 'the T dot

[Kardinal Offishall]
So when we singin about the girls we singin about the 'gyal dem'
Y'all talkin about 'say that one more time'
We talkin about 'yo, come again'
Y'all talkin about 'that nigga's a punk'
We talkin about 'that yout's a fosse'
For the kids that think I'm comin wit it
Brother just watch me
A shoe is called a 'crep'
A big party is a 'fete'
Ya'll takin about 'watch where you goin!'
We talkin about 'mind where you step!'
We backin a 2-4 of Guiness, we ain't messin' with moet
And if you runnin out of liquor the bar might get wet
You're talkin about 'yo, that girl's hype'
We like 'she's the bundown'
Y'all say 'a DJ battle'
We say 'clash with two sounds'
We rock the hottest things no matter how much it cost
You talkin about 'yeah son!'
We talkin about 'yo, lock it off!'
Wheel that and tek it from de top
And just flash up unno lighta and watch the dance rock
Kardinal is gonna show you how the T dot rolls
My style is off the thermostat plus I'm comin from the cold-yo

CHORUS

[Kardinal Offishall]
Y'all steady talkin about 'your boys'
We talkin about 'de man dem'
We talkin about 'your breddren
We talkin about 'your friend'
When you say 'the club is over'
Yo we say 'the jam done'
When we thinkin about the west, we thinkin about Red-1
Big ups and salutations to the Figure IV crew
When you sayin 'she's a chicken'
She a 'skettlebam too!'
When you talkin about a 'thug nigga'
We talkin about a 'shotta'
When you think you got it locked, T dot comin much hotta
You think we all Jamacian, when nuff man are Trini's
Bajans, Grenadians and a hole heap of Hatians
Guyanese and all of the West Indies combined
To make the T dot O dot, one of a kind
IRS said 'we burn corn' that means 'we puff la'
When we say 'hell no'
That means you 'that nuh mek it'
Look me in the eye and tell me y'all ain't sold
My style is off the thermostat plus I'm comin from the cold-yo

 

[Freya]

The best city in the wizzorld. And, contrary to what dopey Albertans will tell you, we are the most prosperous city in the Country.

It's the T-dizzle-izzle-izzle. Canada's finest.

And here are the lyrics to Kardinal Offishal's Bakardi Slang to teach y'all how to speak Torontonian
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Fo'shizzle

 

[killallhippies]

ok then.

 

[Weevil]

Fo'shizzle

You're so white.

 

[Pamela]

No, we just think we're the most profitable and prosperous province in Canada. (How's my alliteration?)

Oh wait.. no need to think it when we actually are. My bad.

And yes please take Quebec!! Please, please...pretty please?!?

 

[LadyG]

And yes please take Quebec!! Please, please...pretty please?!?

We'll give it to you for free, but we keep Montreal