Tornadoes in December???

[Rambling Rose]

So more or less, she was swept away?

More or less.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Surrender Dorthy

No, no, no.

You have to have a fleet of flying monkeys before you are allowed to say that.

 

[Calamity Jane]

No, no, no.

You have to have a fleet of flying monkeys before you are allowed to say that.

like this?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

like this?

Exactly.

Oh. And green skin. I dig chicks with green skin.

 

[Frimost]

Then wouldn't you assume he's little more then a pool of mushy goo at this point?

I know a woman who was picked up by a tornado and droped 5 miles away in the middle of a field. Her wrist was broken. I'm pretty sure none of that other stuff happened.

Yeah, those people have a name, "lucky bastards". My point is the average person caught in a tornado would be torn apart and bashed to a pulp. THAT is what you should count on happening if you get swept up into one, not some fucking Fairy Tale like The Wizard of Oz or the lucky few who survive who are the same type of lucky bastards that win lotteries with 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 chances. So in short, take the dank spider infested basement rather than a brutal death just because you have a snowball's chance in Hell of not being harmed by it.

As for my qualifications, tornadoes are a big interest to me and I have studied them for over a decade. I am also a certified weather spotter.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

No, no, no.

You have to have a fleet of flying monkeys before you are allowed to say that.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/38.gif

Flying Space Monkeys?

http://www.imaginethis.net/imaginethis/newpics/cgspace%20magnet.jpg

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Frimost, you are certifiable.