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Haulover Beach, in Miami. Beautiful beach, full nude welcome, and no one acted the fool when my guy and I were there. Except the gay guy who kept hitting on him lol.

I've been there several times. Spent the night once... Have you ever been to Virginia Key? Out on Key Biscayne? Back in the 70's it was all nekkies and free concerts!

Marco has some 10,000 island....not really sure yet.

Well, there's not really 10,000 islands. Unless you count the mangrove sticks :)
Two words... NEST KEY.

I've been to a few nude and topless beaches over the years. Pretty boring for the most part from what I've seen. You spend most of the time going "Holy fuck, cover yourself!"
In France they don't even notice so that's a bit different but you have to be used to it like they are. In Brazil and Argentina its' tame by comparison so nobody cares.
In the islands it depends on who's on the beach.
In the US it's a freakshow.

See, I wouldn't go to a deliberately nude beach anymore. But damn, if being in the sun and swimming in the ocean naked isn't the best feeling in the world!

Americans - currently the most obese citizenry in the world - should not be encouraged to display their triple cheeseburger girth in a public forum unless it is for a full-body weapons search.

Isn't there an ignore feature in real life? There should be...

Oh yeah, there is! Psst... It's OK, it's easy to forget what real life is about....

 
Hit South Beach. It's kinda natural to get topless there in some areas and not a big deal. Well, it is to tourists with their cams/phones out and to the few pervs bold enough to sport binoculars.

Image is right, sunblock galore if your boobs aren't used to it. I learned that my first year down here when I fell asleep on the back of a boat with only a little bit of protection on them. I usually tan such a golden brown and thought all would be fine, uh, no. I was in pain for days.
 
I hate to break this to you but people on nude beaches do not look like that. Ever.

I was naked at sunrise on Miami Beach June 21.

:D So sometimes they do.

(Then again, it's kinda my job to be naked in odd places)
 
Exactly. I've been on some nude beaches and it's a fucking horror show. Average patron age is around 63, I'd say.

It's because old people just don't care anymore. They've earned the right to walk around naked. But still...damn.
 
Funny man and actor Jack Black grew up with parents who lived at nudist colonies when he was a kid up to his teens.

He talked about this last month on The Howard Stern Show.

I shit you not, KRC! Howard Stern really questioned him about it all and how it all affected him as a young man.
 
Old guys always get testicular droopage, too. Or what we refer to in the business as "ball drop".
There's an old guy at my gym that comes with his own built-in Hippity-Hop. They could put his balls on the front steps for Halloween and call it a day.
 
I don't know where in Florida you are.

I know Miami Beach is topless, and if you went would not be the only one topless. I think Playalinda on the Space Coast has a nude beach. I know these aren't the only ones in Florida.
 
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