Top Ten Things I Hate about ALL of you!

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10. People who whine about how they have to leave the BB, then come back to see if anyone's responded to them.
9. gender identity crisis exploited on the web.
8. "I didn't mean to offend anyone...."
7. I feel hurt because strangers don't want to sleep with me.
6. "Why does Lasher have to be so mean to everyone..."
5. Anyone know where I can find a BIG dog.
4. "Everything on the internet is just as real is it is in real life".(Are we really strangers? uh, yes, dumbass!)
3. Hurley International-'nuff said.
2."Sorry to say, but I'll be away for awhile"
1. A new phase in my life....I bought a viola, my dad had a stroke-etc.
 
You know,I'd like to respond to your post. But I won't be around here long enough to see your reply. My sister has a crisis and I need to leave the board for awhile to go to help her. She thinks she really was born a "he" and she is confused right now. That's okay though, I'm hurt that no one on this board will sleep with me so leaving is a good idea anyway. I even bought a big dog, but that didn't help attract Lasher OR Hurley International. Lasher was particularly mean to me when he turned me down cold, too. I'm sorry if any of this upsets you. You are a real friend to understand, more real than any of my RL friends. When I come back to the bb, I will be in a new phase in my life and then maybe we can start our friendship up right where we left off. Take care of yourself while I'm gone.
 
Fake Name as been resussitated. Let's all hold hands. Feel the kinship. Ignore it and it will go away.
 
Its ok Hurley, dont let some immature irrational BITCH ruin your day.

Honestly BOTB, IFF you have that much of a problem with what people are posting, then dont bother responding to any of it.

PERSONALLY...I am happy that Sammyjo had gotten a new viola. I like the fact that Lasher just lashes out whenever he pleases. Gives me a good laugh. AND if someone is having personal problems, this is a good place to vent it out. Get some advice from the outside.

Im outta here...Bitching pisses me off...
 
My mother taught me to never get into a pissing fight with skunks.
 
How about Top Ten Threads?

I know I've posted one myself, but hey...I'm a teenager, we're expected to have a bit of self hate.
Tee hee!
BTW, cheyenne-that f*cking had me in stitches!!!!
 
hmmmmm i think i detect sarcasm. btw how many times do i have to post to loose this virgin label?
 
You just lost it Shylady....And to me..I think?...at least to my post...

I feel very special.... :D

Congratulations...You shall now receive one dozen long-stem red roses...Welcome...

:D :D
 
mmmmm thank you very much!
i feel much better now :)
*soft kiss on the cheek*
 
mmmmmm. Always love those soft kisses on the cheek.

Your welcome, Shylady....Always glad to oblige a beautiful Texas gal... :D


Now I wonder who will be there when I hit 300????

[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 06-02-2000).]
 
Merlin...hit 300? Damn it, I didn't know you were ancient! I lost my virginity to Father Time! :D
 
Trying to coax me my dear...This will be my 299th time..So i will put off no.300 until later in the day when I can stay long enough to enjoy it....

Until then.....Au revoir! :D :D
 
Coax you, stroke you...whatever you desire, my dear. 300 is a big one! I'll have to break out the ingredients and bake you a cake! Don't worry...I'll help you blow out the candles...or blow something. :D

Au Revoir MM...
 
I'm sure no one really cares, but I wonder if BotB is one of "us" incognito because
(s)he is too scared to reveal her/his true feelings, or if this is just one of the typical unregistered gender fuck ups? :)

...something to think about!
 
cheyenne and whisper
AMEN sistahs!!!

~Jade (as much as I can possibly be!)
 
P.S.
I wonder if there's a way for
Laurel to "ban" unregistered
users from this part of Lit?
 
Does this mean that we've run out of topics to discuss? I mean, BOTB, is there anything we CAN talk about that will make you happy? Get a life! If you don't like what is posted, don't come here, no one is forcing you to click on that mouse. And if you are a regular, get a fucking backbone...I don't hide behind numerous identities to say what I want to say, most of us don't...



[This message has been edited by sammyjo (edited 06-02-2000).]
 
WHAT THE FUCK??
whats wrong with me? I think i am a nice guy now that nmy day has been ruined i will just go sit in a corner and cry....

*sniff*
 
Pissing contest with skunks....wow this place is gettin' kinkier by the second! Shall we call it "Golden showers of the Wild Kingdom" hosted by Marlin Perkins...(showing my age here)

Think maybe someone is just trying to be funny??

In any event I am gonna stay away for awhile...or at least until I see a response to this...or someone wants to sleep with me...or someone buys me a viola...

Play on sammyjo!!!

BTW...Hurley I think this might have been posted by Johnny Ramone!!!!

...and now for something completely different.

[This message has been edited by Thumper (edited 06-02-2000).]
 
Well, I sure as hell won't sleep with you Thumper dude, but I'll respond...

Where have you been lately, Thumper. Haven't heard much from you. Its been a noisy week here....Kind of like a family reunion...

We could all use a little of your Pythonian humour. :D
 
Originally posted by Thumper:
Pissing contest with skunks....wow this place is gettin' kinkier by the second! Shall we call it "Golden showers of the Wild Kingdom" hosted by Marlin Perkins...(showing my age here)




You're not really as old as marlin Perkins, are you?
 
Seeing as how the list fizzles out when it get's to the top spots, I'm guessing that this was someone from "The Late Show" with David Letterman.
 
Damn MM you were my last hope! :)

Been mucho busy here with daughter's recuperation and her graduation and whatever the hell else can happen...

I am able to find a few minutes here and there to get online....

I shall go now and cook some spam spam spam and eggs!
 
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