Top Ten Reasons why I am a Steaming Pile of Suck!

[JazzManJim]

10 - I walked out of my house today without either my notes from last night's concert to type into a paper.

9 - I left for work today without my lunch, even though I knew I'd be in here myself today with no way to go get food if I wanted it.

8 - X-Pac and Road Dogg are still kicking my ass in that Damned "No Mercy" handicap match. I wouldn't mind if it were someone good, but those jabronies?

7 - Mac and Cheese for dinner twice in a row.

6 - I missed two questions on my Music Appreciation quiz. They were questions about musical terms. I've been a musician and singer since I was 11!

5 - I'm wearing socks of two different colors today. They're not even close.

4 - I own every Debbie Gibson album. I listen to them, too.

3 - Yesterday, getting out of bed I not only tripped over my shoes, but also my computer desk chair and my bed itself, all in five minutes.

2 - I discovered about ten minutes ago, that I'm wearing my t-shirt inside out. (No..I didn't go out drinking last night!!)

1 - I'm out of smokes. I forgot to bring those from home this morning, too.

 

[Tyrael]

Everyone has off days. It has to get better.

Go look at my Secret Plot post now...it'll cheer ya right up for a few minutes.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

2 - I discovered about ten minutes ago, that I'm wearing my t-shirt inside out. (No..I didn't go out drinking last night!!)


lol I do that, I even do it to socks and don't know.

 

[Tyrael]

7 - Eating mac & cheese for dinner 2 times in a row.

there came a time when I was going to college where I was surviving on those little Bagel bites pizza things

For a whole week nothing but those!

 

[JazzManJim]

Everyone has off days. It has to get better.

Go look at my Secret Plot post now...it'll cheer ya right up for a few minutes.

Hell..this is stuff that's happened all week! I'm having a really good day today despite wearing inside-out clothes and mismatched socks!

Now...where's that Hentai? <rubbing hands together in anticipation>

 

[Tyrael]

It's in the thread titled "Secret Plot - Fist Crusher"

There was one time I was in a hurry to get to class and forgot to put on my underwear and zipped myself.

 

[Honeygirl]

Awwwwwww lovey...the week you're having - sounds like my life!

I noticed a horrific smell in my office car the other day...and presumed it was due to the car drying out after I left the windows open during a sudden overnight rain shower. By Friday - I realised what it was...Monday's lunch had been nicely `cooking' on my front seat <shudder>. The weird part was that I was more concerned about how I could have forgotten lunch, than the stain on my seat.

Given that I have days like yours on alarming regularity - I would suggest that you take a few moments and double check that all zips are zipped, your shoes are on the right feet, and that a stray sock hasn't attached itself from the dryer onto your shirt at the back...yes, I've walked around with a sock attached to me...damn static cling!


I hope your day gets better........

 

[Off]

How hard was it to pick only ten?

 

[tortoise]

How hard was it to pick only ten?

My own list would fill VOLUMES.

 

[tortoise]

There was one time I was in a hurry to get to class and forgot to put on my underwear and zipped myself.

"We've got a bleeder!"

 

[celiaKitten]

7 - Mac and Cheese for dinner twice in a row.




1 - I'm out of smokes. I forgot to bring those from home this morning, too.

Wow, Jazzy. This is my day today....

 

[seXieleXie]

darling, don't tell me you can't order chinese or something. come on, put that college boy brain to use

i constantly wear mismatched socks though. i think it's a sign of character

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Smokeing bad

bad
bad
bad

 

[seXieleXie]

fly's spelling bad.

bad
bad
bad

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

what did I spell wrong now?

 

[Tyrael]

Not that it's terribly important but it's "smoking" not "smokeing"

actually I don't mind your misspelled words anymore since I read that new post RainbowBright made...at least I can understand what your saying.

 

[celiaKitten]

HEY! Be nice to my Fly!

 

[Tyrael]

I was nice to him!

 

[celiaKitten]

I know you were, dear. It was more a warning in case his bitch of a troll came back.

 

[seXieleXie]

aw come on, it was just a joke kids

i'm sorry fly

 

[celiaKitten]

aw come on, it was just a joke kids

i'm sorry fly

Yes, I know it was from you lex, but when something about it comes up, a damn troll comes up and ruins it.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

seXieleXie I know it was a joke didn't take offence, I only asked cause well that's how I learn. and this past year i've made one of my biggest jumps in less spelling mistakes.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Jim...

Shit happens. Yes it does.

Things change. For the better, not always for the worse.

Hang in there. We love ya man