Top 5

Key lime pie
Peanut Butter pie
Ice Cream
Cheesecake
Brownies

Last 5 dinners you had

Chicken nuggets
Meatloaf, mash potatoes and peas
Chicken sausages, spinach rissotto
Honey sesame chicken and rice
Cheesecake (I'm an adult. I can have cheesecake if I want)

Top five traits you find attractive in the opposite sex
 
Chicken nuggets
Meatloaf, mash potatoes and peas
Chicken sausages, spinach rissotto
Honey sesame chicken and rice
Cheesecake (I'm an adult. I can have cheesecake if I want)

Top five traits you find attractive in the opposite sex
Intelligence
Twisted sense of humor
Kindness
Musically inclined
Hung like a horse.... ;)

5 favorite smells in the world
 
Intelligence
Twisted sense of humor
Kindness
Musically inclined
Hung like a horse.... ;)

5 favorite smells in the world

The ocean
Damp woods (that mossy smell)
His scent
Peonies
puppy breath

5 fav things to do on the weekend
 
Intelligence
Twisted sense of humor
Kindness
Musically inclined
Hung like a horse.... ;)

5 favorite smells in the world
1, sandlewood
2, baking bread
3 , the beach
4, pussy
5, cum filled pussy
Top 5 late night activities.
 
1, sandlewood
2, baking bread
3 , the beach
4, pussy
5, cum filled pussy
Top 5 late night activities.

I decided I'm going to be a good bunny and not be a complete perv. and answer this...:cattail:

1.masturbating
2.sucking
3.grinding
4.fucking
5.sleeping

well....I made no promises....:devil:

Top 5 sex positions (in a car/truck)
 
I decided I'm going to be a good bunny and not be a complete perv. and answer this...:cattail:

1.masturbating
2.sucking
3.grinding
4.fucking
5.sleeping

well....I made no promises....:devil:

Top 5 sex positions (in a car/truck)

1, mutual masturbation, side by side.
2, oral recieving, driver's seat
3, oral giving , passenger seat
4, 69 back seat.
5, cow girl, passenger seat fully reclined.
Top 5 places to meet potential friends. If you can do that if not what they would be if you could. :)
 
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Top 5 places to meet potential friends. If you can do that if not what they would be if you could. :)

The pub
School
I met my best friend in line waiting for a public toilet
Lit
Anywhere that is not church

Top Five Holiday Traditions
 
The pub
School
I met my best friend in line waiting for a public toilet
Lit
Anywhere that is not church

Top Five Holiday Traditions

1) my yearly Memorial Day trip
2) dressing up for Halloween
3) getting shit-faced with my sister at thanksgiving
4) Christmas eve games with my family and abby.
5) Valentine's hooplah.

Top 5 activities for a first date (not after the date)?
 
1. Nice dinner out.
2. Bowling and playing pool
3. Drive or hike to see beautiful views
4. Walking around NYCity
5. Trip to Barnes & Noble :)

Your top 5 places to visit

That I haven't been?
Ireland
Italy
Croatia
Thailand
Budapest

Top 5 songs that always get you up to dance.
 
Top 5 songs that always get you up to dance.


1. Mony, Mony
2. There She Goes (Doo Wa Diddy)
3. Love Shack
4. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
5. Chicken Dance (not by choice but because I'm dragged by friends)

Your top 5 TV shows
 
1. Mony, Mony
2. There She Goes (Doo Wa Diddy)
3. Love Shack
4. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
5. Chicken Dance (not by choice but because I'm dragged by friends)

Your top 5 TV shows

The B-52's will do that!

Recently, I'd say

Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Poldark
American Pickers
Diners and Dives


Top 5 places you've been
 
Sewing
Painting
Swimming
Hanging out with my daughter
Him

Top 5 impossible dreams

Seeing inside a black hole
Mindreading skills, endless eavesdopping possibilities!
Getting my Erdos number to +1
Teleportation, technically not impossible but impossible for humans, so.....
Solving linear A, again not exactly impossible but damn unlikely

Top 5 professions you'd be if you didn't do what you do now
 
Filmmaker
Record store clerk
Musician
Film critic/blogger
Porno camerman

Top 5 Songs You'd Want Played At Your Funeral

In order:

1) the only living boy in New York - S&G
2) too much - Dave Matthews
3) tiny dancer - Elton John
4) love like a sunset pt.2 - Phoenix
5) ends of the earth - lord Huron

Top 5 pet peeves about literotica postings
 
In order:

1) the only living boy in New York - S&G
2) too much - Dave Matthews
3) tiny dancer - Elton John
4) love like a sunset pt.2 - Phoenix
5) ends of the earth - lord Huron

Top 5 pet peeves about literotica postings

1. signing their name
2. text speak (ur instead of your or you're)
3. women who claim they never wear panties
4. posts that make it obv to me it's actually a guy
5. schmoopy 'Lit Couples' who've seemingly never heard of Skype

Top 5 TV Dads
 
In order:

1) the only living boy in New York - S&G
2) too much - Dave Matthews
3) tiny dancer - Elton John
4) love like a sunset pt.2 - Phoenix
5) ends of the earth - lord Huron

Top 5 pet peeves about literotica postings

1) No punctuation
2) Wall'o text
3) Text speak
4) The lack of decent grammar. I'm not saying it should be perfect because I don't employ it myself either, but it should be decent enough so that I don't have to guess what the writer is trying to say
5) Using so many smilies in posts that if I add one to my post, I get the notification that there are too many pics and I have to remove some excess smilies from the post above. Ok, this hasn't happened to me on Lit yet but it happens to me constantly on another board that uses the same platform, so I'm guessing there are restrictions on that here as well

Top 5 honeymoon destinations
 
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1) No punctuation
2) Wall'o text
3) Text speak
4) The lack of decent grammar. I'm not saying it should be perfect because I don't employ it myself either, but it should be decent enough so that I don't have to guess what the writer is trying to say
5) Using so many smilies in posts that if I add one to my post, I get the notification that there are too many pics and I have to remove some excess smilies from the post above. Ok, this hasn't happened to me on Lit yet but it happens to me constantly on another board that uses the same platform, so I'm guessing there are restrictions on that here as well

Top 5 honeymoon destinations

In no particular order (and assuming money is not an issue).....

Dublin, Ireland

Disney World

Vancouver, BC

Tahiti (it's a magical place!)

Moscow, Russia

Top 5 Methods Guaranteed To Relax You
 
In no particular order (and assuming money is not an issue).....

Dublin, Ireland

Disney World

Vancouver, BC

Tahiti (it's a magical place!)

Moscow, Russia

Top 5 Methods Guaranteed To Relax You

Getting a head massage
Doing crossword puzzles
Playing music/singing
Deep breathing
Bondage

Top 5 TV Dads
 
Getting a head massage
Doing crossword puzzles
Playing music/singing
Deep breathing
Bondage

Top 5 TV Dads

Danny Tanner It still to this day baffles me the difference on Full House to his comedy routine.
Carl Winslow
Fred Flinstone
Dr. Jason Seaver
Al Bundy

Top 5 Favorite Treats
 
Danny Tanner It still to this day baffles me the difference on Full House to his comedy routine.
Carl Winslow
Fred Flinstone
Dr. Jason Seaver
Al Bundy

Top 5 Favorite Treats

Blue cheese
Pancakes w/ sugar and lemon
Chocolate covered cherries
Salted cashews
Salted pistacchios

Top 5 Books
 
Top 5 childhood memories

Disney
Seeing my first snow
My step dad bringing me chocolate at the ER cause he knew I needed him
Panama Beach vacation and my first roller coaster ride
Meeting my Dad, Stepmom and Brother for the first time :heart:

5 Concerts you have been to
 
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