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Top 3 dumb things to get arrested for.....

DUI
Public intoxication
Swearing at an officer in sign language

You won't get arrested for swearing at an office in sign language.

One day in college I was in a bad mood and flipped the bird at the car next to me, thinking they had just tried to cut me off.
Next thing I know the tan sedan I had just flipped off is behind me, red police lights flashing in the grill. Yep, I had just given the middle finger to an unmarked cop car.
The pain-clothed driver gets out and starts yelling at me like crazy, his partner is calmly looking at my old car, noticing the college parking permit and college sticker in the windows.
He calms his partner down and I get off with a warning.
Next day in class, the best looking girl in the class comes up to me and says "I hear you got in a little trouble yesterday."
Shocked I said, "How did you hear about it?"
She says, "My dad is a police detective and when he got home from work last night, he asked me do I know a Gary < >"
I told him, "Yes, he's a really nice guy."
Then her father told her what happened and she told me his partner can be a real hot-head at times.
 
The Keg

Cheesecake Factory

Lone Star

Top 3 favorite sports

L:rose:

Never heard of the Keg, must be a regional chain that hasn't made it to the northeast yet.

Baseball
Basketball
American Football

Top 3 types of music
 
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