Top 10 Reasons to Bitch at a Newbie

lavender said:

[*]Act like sharkzen with their pseudo philosophy of life crap

Am I the only one who misses Sharkzen?

You know I must be deep and introspective because I studied the world of jazz and found a deep appreciation for Miles Davis. Watch out, world.

I really miss him.
 
Can I add one?

- The Tmurpo rule. Posting too damn much and spelling so badly.
 
Re: Re: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Bitch at a Newbie

lavender said:


Damn. I miss having you around. I pissed off a helluva lot more people when you were about. :)

Missed you too, especially the way I just knew the way your eyes rolled everytime you read Tmurpo.
 
One more?


12. Jumping into the middle of discussions about which they have no clue, and posting aggressively, thier brains rattling around and bugging the shit out of the rest of us as they do.
 
lavender said:
I think sharkzen honestly believed he was the reincarnation of Franz fucking Kafka.

Or something.

You know my biggest problem with Newbies? Other then spelling, caps and being simply obnoxious is that so many of them seem to come here and lose their sense of edge and start kissing up to old timers.

Honestly, when I came here I was a loud, opinionated jackass. Still am, always will be.
 
lavender said:


Just stay away on holidays that celebrate any type of individuals who were involved in any type of violent activity and the board will remain pleased with you. :p

So, no Christmas?
 
Interesting, Lavender.

So these are the unofficial rules, or the rules as you see them, anyway? ;)
 
lavender said:


I'm a stickler for the rules. Always have been. :)

Which is why I don't play Monopoly with Lav anymore. "Creative Bookeeping" illegal?
 
lavender said:


You just got sick of me banking with my light blue properties. :)

Well that and the fact that you wouldn't let me be the Race car.
 
Lav,

you impress the hell out of me






I would have used your entire name but I can't spell it
 
lavender said:


Uh-huh.

Watch it bucko. We don't want you changing. Don't fall into the trap EBW talked about. Sucking up to oldies, or 'tweeners like me, just doesn't suit you. ;)

hey, you're right, its the beer and Christmas cheer.

I'm mellow so I better go, don't wont to fuck the image, right? Its pretty important round here.

Love the trike. I've got imagination and youve got the trike, I'm looking forward to my dreams tonite
 
Well, I guess I will just keep reading and not posting until I know what everyone is talking about.

(which will be very little as I can't use this site as a career. Damn!)

Have a great day.
 
lavender said:


Would it be called a trike hummer? I think it would be keen to traumatize little kids in Target, or whatever store, as they are showing their parents what they want for Christmas. See, I do have some Christmas cheer.
Honey, I've been partying but I had to come back and se you and the trike



plus just a little imagination about the real you


Fuck I've edited the rest

Im not that drunk

or stupid,

shit, what is the time?
 
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