Too much masterbating?

[StaceyR]

I can't seem to find my crop so the back of a comb will have to do....Lol

 

[StaceyR]

What's your thing with UMass students anyway....do we really have that much of a reputation??

 

[wantasexmuse]

it's just I never see anything about UMass, then I talk on here to two in one night.
a comb? now you are really getting me fired up....

 

[StaceyR]

Last semester we had some guy jump off the dining hall roof and broke both of his legs when the red sox beat the A's in the last game of the series....now there's something that's newsworthy from our great school!!

The front of the comb might be too spiky for your liking...

 

[wantasexmuse]

i leave myself in your capable hands.....i'll even put the outfit on myself if you insist....spiky end is ok at least for a couple times

 

[MrBates]

I've Been . . .

I've been masturbating a lot for a long time.
Never really thought I could ever do it too much though.

I didn't used to wear glasses, but now I do.
At least I'm not blind.

And I don't have hairy palms; so, until they need a shave, I'm going to keep doing it.

Wanna join me?

 

[College_geek]

Re: I've Been . . .

I've been masturbating a lot for a long time.
Never really thought I could ever do it too much though.

I didn't used to wear glasses, but now I do.
At least I'm not blind.

And I don't have hairy palms; so, until they need a shave, I'm going to keep doing it.

Wanna join me?

I'll join you, Mr Bates!! *glomps* Where have you been!? I've missed you, hon!

 

[College_geek]

Last semester we had some guy jump off the dining hall roof and broke both of his legs when the red sox beat the A's in the last game of the series....now there's something that's newsworthy from our great school!!

The front of the comb might be too spiky for your liking...

Ahh...stupid DC jumper...I don't care how drunk or excited someone is...that's just plain stupidity!

I always get ticked off about how when something weird happens here, it's all over the news and it gives us a bad rep. That's what sucks about being a state school. Like all the students in Boston schools weren't rioting themselves. My grandmother called me to make sure I wasn't participating in the riots. She doesn't know me at all.

Which hall do you live in anyway, Stace. (Can I call you Stace? )

 

[MrBates]

Re: Re: I've Been . . .

I'll join you, Mr Bates!! *glomps* Where have you been!? I've missed you, hon!

Mmmmm.
It's always better when I have company!

I've missed you too!

I've been reading about all this Mass-turbating, and wanting to give it a shot!

 

[College_geek]

Re: Re: Re: I've Been . . .

Mmmmm.
It's always better when I have company!

I've missed you too!

I've been reading about all this Mass-turbating, and wanting to give it a shot!

Yeah, the thread has turned into a Massachusetts Masturbation thread. I usually don't get to discuss masturbation with other females, though. It's such a touchy subject for them, it seems. They get all squirmy. Maybe I'm just too frank and open about things.

 

[Zergplex]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I've Been . . .

Yeah, the thread has turned into a Massachusetts Masturbation thread. I usually don't get to discuss masturbation with other females, though. It's such a touchy subject for them, it seems. They get all squirmy. Maybe I'm just too frank and open about things.

Nah, your not too frank and open. More women need to be as frank and open as you are about masturbation, then there wouldn't be a problem with women not knowing where there clitoris's are (as I'v known 2 women who can't find it).

-Zergplex

 

[StaceyR]

Most of the people that get arrested around here don't actually go to the school anyway. It's all these trouble makers that just flock here when they think there's gonna be a party.

And that's nothing worth masturbating to! (Trying to stay on topic, lol)

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Most of the people that get arrested around here don't actually go to the school anyway. It's all these trouble makers that just flock here when they think there's gonna be a party.

And that's nothing worth masturbating to! (Trying to stay on topic, lol)

Well let us people here at Lit decide that ^_~ CG would say the same thing but I find plenty of inspiration to do things when I see her... trust me, some people will definatly find you worth masturbating to.

-Zergplex

 

[orangeangel]

I love doing it

 

[College_geek]

Re: Zergplex Says

Well let us people here at Lit decide that ^_~ CG would say the same thing but I find plenty of inspiration to do things when I see her... trust me, some people will definatly find you worth masturbating to.

-Zergplex

Umm...hon, I believe she meant that the crazy rioters are nothing to masturbate to...which is very true, but who knows, some people might like fantasizing about masturbating during a riot or something...masturbating on top of the DC, I don't know.

 

[Zergplex]

Re: Re: Zergplex Says

Umm...hon, I believe she meant that the crazy rioters are nothing to masturbate to...which is very true, but who knows, some people might like fantasizing about masturbating during a riot or something...masturbating on top of the DC, I don't know.

Masturbating on top of the DC would be something interesting to read in the newspaper. Quite amusing to think about...

And your right, I missread her post. This is what happens when I am half asleep when I reply to things.

-Zergplex

 

[wantasexmuse]

Massachusetts is a lot cooler than I thought it was.

Will have to go up there and jerk sometime just to come on here and say I did it.

Masturbation is honestly a great experience. You can let go and be or do anything you want and not get a weird look or disparaging remark...

 

[StaceyR]

You might get a weird look if you had a dildo on top of the DC though...

 

[wantasexmuse]

i could use some help with that dildo...although it would be possible to do myself, would be better with a helper....either way would get looks.....but that would be a turn on too

 

[College_geek]

You might get a weird look if you had a dildo on top of the DC though...

Any weirder than having a dildo somewhere else? (As in location that is not the body). I mean, we don't have "bring your sex toy to class" day. Unfortunately. I'd love to bring my two little toys with me. 'Course some people would probably be like "oh, you must not be able to get laid or something if you have toys". Not necessarily. People who have sex still masturbate and there is nothing wrong with that. I believe everyone should have a sex toy, especially women. National Vibrator Day. That's what I'm talking about.

Can you tell I'm tired and should be sleeping?

 

[StaceyR]

There has to be some sort of sexual expression or erotic enlightenment class here somewhere hidden away...we just need to find it! Then we could have a little show and tell

 

[College_geek]

There has to be some sort of sexual expression or erotic enlightenment class here somewhere hidden away...we just need to find it! Then we could have a little show and tell

I'm all up for a class like that. I think it would really interesting. But what category would it be under? Hmm...a psych course in sexual expression would be interesting.

 

[CottonSilk]

*remembers* A class like that at my school got seriously out of hand and ended up on the news.

 

[erotic_writer_girl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've Been . . .

Nah, your not too frank and open. More women need to be as frank and open as you are about masturbation, then there wouldn't be a problem with women not knowing where there clitoris's are (as I'v known 2 women who can't find it).

-Zergplex

I have met two women who did not know that they had a urethra! these poor misguided souls honestly believed they pissed out of their pussies!....

I just HAD to buy them a hand held ,mirror each..!!

I thought that was soooooo weird not knowing their own bodies...


EWG

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

I'm all up for a class like that. I think it would really interesting. But what category would it be under? Hmm...a psych course in sexual expression would be interesting.

That would be an interesting class ^_^ I think it should be a requirement to graduate. Everyone needs that class

-Zergplex