too many changes

I used to have a favourite pub. The beer was good. The company was convivial. And the landlord was friendly (in a strange grumpy sort of way). It was a great place to pass an idle hour or two.

Then, over a period of about 18 months, almost everything about the place changed. And I walked into the pub one Tuesday evening about a year ago, and I thought: You know, Sam, this place isn’t what it used to be. So I turned around and walked back out again. And do you know what, I didn’t have to ask anyone’s permission. It was me who didn’t particularly like what it had become. And it was my decision not to go back. Pretty simple really.
 
Ah, but surely you picked up a pan and a spoon and beat it until everyone stopped talking and looked at you so you could tell them you were thinking of not coming to the pub anymore--and then waited around for them to beg you to stay. :D
 
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