Too fat to be beauty contestant

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Dude, you're only that arrogant because you're lucky enough to still be plugging (thank you cases of Viagra and crates of wooden splints) Miss Watermelons 1932.

Getting back to the runway and him/her/it' you two would make a great couple. You could stand on the runway together making love as flight 45 arrives.

 

[Magnetron]

Stick to poetry, little boy.
Flexing your muscles behind the keyboard won't prove to me that you're an alpha.

Gawd, you suck at trolling.