Tonight's riddle....

[Cleopatra]

There are 3 people...

the first one is the grandfather...the father of the second one, who in turn is his son..

The second one is the father of the 3rd one, the other son.


What do I get????

too slow.... but 1 brownie point.

 

[Shingen]

Easy one

3 guys go on top of the empire state building (white mexican and a black guy) to see who has the longest dick

the first guy whips it out and says see 2 stories be that mano

the second guy whips it out and says 5 stories beat that dude


3rd guy whips it out and is doing a little dance the other 2 ask what are you doing the 3rd guy says I'm dodging traffic

who had the longest
the shortest

I don't know, but zI'll guess...

The Mexican had the longest and the black guy has the shortest...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I have a stumper:

In his youth a young man took a trip to visit the Great Pyramids of Egypt. He was deeply moved by the trip. Years later he decided to take his own son to see the Pyramids. Till then the son had never been away from home, but here's the catch. The man made his first trip to the Pyramids in 1995. And he took his son to see them in 1969. How is this possible?

B.C.

You can do better.

 

[Shingen]

I have a stumper:

In his youth a young man took a trip to visit the Great Pyramids of Egypt. He was deeply moved by the trip. Years later he decided to take his own son to see the Pyramids. Till then the son had never been away from home, but here's the catch. The man made his first trip to the Pyramids in 1995. And he took his son to see them in 1969. How is this possible?

He took his son in 1969 B.C. (Before Christ).

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

As a side note though, he would not, of course, known it to be B.C.

 

[Shingen]

too slow.... but 1 brownie point.

Kewl!!! I can't wait to get more so that I can cash them in for some exciting prizes!

 

[Guest]

I don't know, but zI'll guess...

The Mexican had the longest and the black guy has the shortest...

Close but no cigar

try again

 

[Shingen]

Close but no cigar

try again

Mexican = longest.

White guy = shortest.

 

[Cleopatra]

There are three boxes. One has only apples, one has only oranges, and one has both apples and oranges. The three were correctly labelled, but someone switched them all. You can pick one fruit out of only one box, and using that, you must re-label all three correctly. You can't see into the boxes. How do you do it?

 

[Guest]

Mexican = longest.

White guy = shortest.

look at the language used

you should know this living in Diego

 

[Guest]

There are three boxes. One has only apples, one has only oranges, and one has both apples and oranges. The three were correctly labelled, but someone switched them all. You can pick one fruit out of only one box, and using that, you must re-label all three correctly. You can't see into the boxes. How do you do it?

by feel

Apples are smooth

Oranges are not smooth

 

[Cleopatra]

by feel

Apples are smooth

Oranges are not smooth

Nope. try again. one box is mixed. and you can't feel around!!

 

[Shingen]

look at the language used

you should know this living in Diego

Mexican = shortest

black guy = longest

 

[honeylick]

look at the language used

you should know this living in Diego

that was a lame joke.

 

[Guest]

Mexican = shortest

black guy = longest

and we have a winner

 

[Shingen]

There are three boxes. One has only apples, one has only oranges, and one has both apples and oranges. The three were correctly labelled, but someone switched them all. You can pick one fruit out of only one box, and using that, you must re-label all three correctly. You can't see into the boxes. How do you do it?

Anyone know this one? I'm a little stumped....

 

[Guest]

Nope. try again. one box is mixed. and you can't feel around!!

smell

each fruit has a smell to it

 

[Cleopatra]

smell

each fruit has a smell to it

Sweetheart, you have to pick a fruit out, and tell me from what you see. You're right, I suppose you could smell it or feel it, but that's not a sure-fire way.

 

[Shingen]

It's by weight.

Oranges weigh more than apples.

the heaviest box is the box of oranges.

The lightest box is the box of apples.

and the one in the middle is the box of apples and oranges...

What do I win?

 

[Guest]

Good night I am going to go to bed

 

[Cleopatra]

It's by weight.

Oranges weigh more than apples.

the heaviest box is the box of oranges.

The lightest box is the box of apples.

and the one in the middle is the box of apples and oranges...

What do I win?

Shin, the only thing you can touch is one piece of fruit from one box.

 

[Shingen]

Shin, the only thing you can touch is one piece of fruit from one box.

lol...I was grabbing at straws there.

You have me stumped...

 

[SilkyCaramelThighs]

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

 

[Cleopatra]

lol...I was grabbing at straws there.

You have me stumped...

This isn't an easy one. Stay with me here...

You take one form the box labelled "A's and O's"
if it's an apple, you know that's the apple box.
if it's an orange, you know it's the orange box (cause all three labels were switched).

So now you know one box is apples (let's say for argument).

Then, since all three box labels were switched, you know that the box labelled "Oranges" is really mixed (cause it's not apples, and it is labelled "oranges" so it can't be that), and the last one is oranges.

 

[Cleopatra]

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

Laughs - this one made me crazy when I heard it.