Tonight's riddle....

[Cleopatra]

Costume party guests.

 

[Nora]

omg I can't believe i got this one!!

*munches cracker jack while waiting for everyone else to get it*

 

[honeylick]

omg I can't believe i got this one!!

*munches cracker jack while waiting for everyone else to get it*

tease.

 

[Shingen]

Hockey goalies

ANNNNNHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Guest]

a umpire and a catcher

 

[Shingen]

Costume party guests.

Annhhh, wrong answer...sorry please try again.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

They're an umpire and a catcher.

 

[Shingen]

a umpire and a catcher

Yeah we have a winner!!!

Fucking finally!!!!!

 

[Nora]

tease.

Dat's right! You can have the prize in my cracker jack, though.

 

[Shingen]

They're an umpire and a catcher.

You're too late, sorry.

 

[Guest]

ok just tell me to shut up and go away

I don't follow sports

 

[Cleopatra]

Annhhh, wrong answer...sorry please try again.

That's why I hate these types. Too many valid answers, but only one "right" one.


Give us another...

 

[Shingen]

ok just tell me to shut up and go away

I don't follow sports

No, you're good. It took my co-workers 15 minutes to figure it out...


Now your turn...tell us a riddle.

 

[Shingen]

That's why I hate these types. Too many valid answers, but only one "right" one.


Give us another...

Sorry babe. Well here's a brownie point. Save them up to cash them in for prizes...

 

[glamorilla]

They're an umpire and a catcher.

i've had dates like that.

 

[honeylick]

Dat's right! You can have the prize in my cracker jack, though.

i'm blessed.


decoder ring? or holographic milk cap?

 

[honeylick]

... here's a brownie point. Save them up to cash them in for prizes...

i want a prize list.

 

[Cleopatra]

Two fathers and two sons went out to breakfast. They ordered 3 eggs, and divided them evenly among them. How did they do it?

 

[Shingen]

i want a prize list.

5 BP = You get the best kissed you've ever had.

10 BP = You get a nice back rub

20 BP = You get a full body massage by yours truly.

50 BP = You experience paradise the best way I can.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Two fathers and two sons went out to breakfast. They ordered 3 eggs, and divided them evenly among them. How did they do it?

Grandpa,


Dad,

Son.

 

[Cleopatra]

Grandpa,


Dad,

Son.

Yep. Easy one. Want a harder one?

 

[Guest]

Easy one

3 guys go on top of the empire state building (white mexican and a black guy) to see who has the longest dick

the first guy whips it out and says see 2 stories be that mano

the second guy whips it out and says 5 stories beat that dude


3rd guy whips it out and is doing a little dance the other 2 ask what are you doing the 3rd guy says I'm dodging traffic

who had the longest
the shortest

 

[Shingen]

Two fathers and two sons went out to breakfast. They ordered 3 eggs, and divided them evenly among them. How did they do it?

There are 3 people...

the first one is the grandfather...the father of the second one, who in turn is his son..

The second one is the father of the 3rd one, the other son.


What do I get????

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Yep. Easy one. Want a harder one?

I have one of tho.........oh, you mean another riddle.

Sure.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I have a stumper:

In his youth a young man took a trip to visit the Great Pyramids of Egypt. He was deeply moved by the trip. Years later he decided to take his own son to see the Pyramids. Till then the son had never been away from home, but here's the catch. The man made his first trip to the Pyramids in 1995. And he took his son to see them in 1969. How is this possible?