Tonight was fun!!!

zach79

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I have beaten all tonight. I have been up since 9 a.m. and started drinking from 10 p.m. to 5:30 a.m.

I have outlasted all my opponents by guzzling the most beer.

And ya'know what I am damn proud of myself.

While most people around here maybe starting their day, I am close to ending mine.

I don't advocate drinking most of the time, in fact this was the first time I have drank beer in 1 and 1/2 months, but it is nice to know I've still got it.

I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!! :D :D :D
 
Ooh almost forgot...I had an opportunity to make love to a 17 year old girl tonight but I didn't want to take that chance.
 
zach79 said:
Ooh almost forgot...I had an opportunity to make love to a 17 year old girl tonight but I didn't want to take that chance.

I would hope to hell not.
 
Ok what I really meant to ask was: Does anyone dare to challenge me with what they think is a better story to my outstanding Friday night/Saturday morning?

<If unable to comprehend drink a few shots of gin, scotch, whiskey, etc... you'll see what I'm saying>
 
lovetoread said:


I would hope to hell not.

Why not?

I assume you mean because of the obvious legal issues involved.

Perhaps if I had been sober I might have went further than I did tonight.
 
zach79 said:
Ooh almost forgot...I had an opportunity to make love to a 17 year old girl tonight but I didn't want to take that chance.

17 will get you 20. Period. Ain't worth it.
 
Chuckus said:


17 will get you 20. Period. Ain't worth it.

Trust me, for this one it would have been worth it...not to mention ending the curse of a lifelong virginity (me).
 
I take it by this thread that the age of consent is over 17 yrs there????

Its 16 yrs here.

:nana:
 
Bindii said:
I take it by this thread that the age of consent is over 17 yrs there????

Its 16 yrs here.

:nana:

Ya know I'm not exactly sure what the age of consent is here?

Damn if she was "legal", tonight would have been a LOT more FUN! :p
 
zach79 said:


Ya know I'm not exactly sure what the age of consent is here?

Damn if she was "legal", tonight would have been a LOT more FUN! :p


18 in the US of A.
 
Just remember Laurel needs everyone mentioned here to be 18 and over.

I wouldnt want her to get into trouble,ya know.

The legal age depends on where you are at.

In SC as long as you have the permission of the legal gaurdian, you can have sex with a 14 year old.

Gross,but true.

But what boggles my mind is the need to do that. Why would you want to,and why would you say it was okay?
 
I went to get a drink (of milk) a little bit ago and about fell over so I guess it's time to call it a day (night, whatever).

So good night (or morning) folks it's time to pass out.
 
Legally here in Australia you are not an adult until the age of 18 years.....so the same rule applies when it comes to obtaining alcohol, porn etc

But the age of consent for sex is 16 years......go figure!
 
lovetoread said:
Just remember Laurel needs everyone mentioned here to be 18 and over.

I wouldnt want her to get into trouble,ya know.

The legal age depends on where you are at.

In SC as long as you have the permission of the legal gaurdian, you can have sex with a 14 year old.

Gross,but true.

But what boggles my mind is the need to do that. Why would you want to,and why would you say it was okay?

Sorry,

I didn't do anything anyway so I guess I'm in the clear.
 
lovetoread said:
Just remember Laurel needs everyone mentioned here to be 18 and over.

I wouldnt want her to get into trouble,ya know.

The legal age depends on where you are at.

In SC as long as you have the permission of the legal gaurdian, you can have sex with a 14 year old.

Gross,but true.

But what boggles my mind is the need to do that. Why would you want to,and why would you say it was okay?

It does boggle the mind why ANYONE would want to have sex with a 14 year old, much less why a 14 year old would want to have sex.......hell at 14 your just a child. Not even a man or woman, yet IMHO. Your a young man or young woman....
 
Bindii said:
Legally here in Australia you are not an adult until the age of 18 years.....so the same rule applies when it comes to obtaining alcohol, porn etc

But the age of consent for sex is 16 years......go figure!

Ditto in New Zealand.
 
lovetoread said:
We cant drink till we are 21,but we can make babies early.

Go figure.

You know what else pisses me off..........you can serve your county without your parents permission at age 18 (and can be drafted) but you can't drink a Beer until 21? WTF?
 
Chuckus said:


You know what else pisses me off..........you can serve your county without your parents permission at age 18 (and can be drafted) but you can't drink a Beer until 21? WTF?

I am with ya on this thought!
 
lovetoread said:


I am with ya on this thought!

I mean if you can serve and die for your country and VOTE why can't you drink a beer? Though I do understand to an extent that most 18 year olds aren't mature enough to handle alcohol or really ready to...........because they take it to excess (i.e. High School parties where everyone is "plastered" and "fucked up") which I never did, sure I had my share of alcohol prior to 21 but not to a point of excess ALL the time.
 
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