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Tom Lehrer is the most famous living satirical songwriter says Australia’s Sydney Morning Herald.

The U.S. performer, who stopped recording four decades ago, has been named one of the 10 great figures of the previous 100 years, by Churchill biographer Martin Gilbert; “Lehrer was able to express and expose, in humorous verse and lilting music, some of the most powerful dangers of the second half of the 20th century.”

Years ago, Mr Lehrer himself quipped. ”Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.” And the 74 year old doesn’t see a good climate for satire these days.

“I see it with these late-night TV show people, Jay Leno, David Letterman and so on, the audience applauds the jokes rather than laugh at them, which is very discouraging. Laughter is involuntary. If it’s funny, you laugh.

But you can easily clap just to say (deadpan) ‘Ah ha, that’s funny. I think that’s funny’…..they are applauding madly. But they’re not laughing”.

Sophisticated jokes about politics only worked in – now vanished – coffee clubs. “The people who go o comedy shows today are kids that don’t know anything, I think, and so you have to make jokes about your girlfriend or your family or that kind of thing only and make them as vulgar as possible.”

It’s not funny to say something insulting about the president. “Irreverence is easy, but what is hard is wit. Wit is what these comedians lack.”
 
Tom Lehrer is one on my heroes

When is the Lit field trip?
Here is one set of lyrics appropriate to this site

Smut
I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It's called...

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!
 
Butch Welder said:
Tom Lehrer is one on my heroes

When is the Lit field trip?

If he still performed I'd cross the sea to see him, for sure!
 
Unclebill said:
A personal favorite of mine is a masterpiece called The Vatican Rag.

Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!



Vatican Rag


Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in Rome, known as Vatican II. Among the things they did in an attempt to make the church more commercial was to introduce the vernacular into portions of the mass, to replace Latin, and to widen somewhat the range of music permissible in the liturgy, but I feel that if they really want to sell the product, in this secular age, what they ought to do is to redo some of the liturgical music in popular song forms. I have a modest example here. It's called The Vatican Rag.


First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his
own Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There’s, the guy who's got religional
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman,
Ave Maria,
Gee it's good to see ya,
Gettin' ecstatic an'
Sort of dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag!
 
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