Tolyk

[Guest]

I do hope so

The Earl

Oh shurrup. I've just phoned through an order for a doner kebab. When I bite into it, guess what I'll be thinking of?

 

[Guest]

Speaking of which, I'm going to bed. Night all!

G'night, you minx.

Lou

 

[TheEarl]

Speaking of which, I'm going to bed.

Lou will be with you in just a minute.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Lou will be with you in just a minute.

The Earl

Yeah, with my kebab.

 

[TheEarl]

Yeah, with my kebab.

Hey I'm not driving all the way up to Yorkshir... oh wait. You meant a literal kebab didn't you?

The Earl

 

[doormouse]

I seriously need new pics, but here ya go

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/wineglass.JPG

 

[Guest]

I seriously need new pics, but here ya go

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/wineglass.JPG

Doormouse, in that pic it looks like you've just cracked an egg on your nipple.

What is it? LOL

Lou

 

[tolyk]

I believe it is her bra

 

[Guest]

I believe it is her bra

Funny looking bra. lol

 

[doormouse]

It's a wine glass lol

I'd scare ya if I showed what it was hiding

 

[doormouse]

Tolyk, THIS is my bra

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/myboobs.JPG

 

[TheEarl]

Tolyk, THIS is my bra

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/myboobs.JPG

Hooray for Boobies!

Any Bloodhound Gang fans here?

Not meaning to degrade you as a woman and I do value you as a person very much, but damn you look fit.

<ahem>

The Earl

 

[pop_54]

Hooray for Boobies!

Any Bloodhound Gang fans here?

Not meaning to degrade you as a woman and I do value you as a person very much, but damn you look fit.

<ahem>

The Earl

Cut the bullshit Earl, just tell the girl she's got lovely tits

Oh... hello mouse

 

[TheEarl]

Sorry, I did have something apposite to say, but I caught sight of Mouse's breasts again and all sentient thought has ceased.

Not enough blood for both ends of the body.

The Earl

 

[doormouse]

Oh god, now I'm blushing lol

Trust you pop lol



(and ty earl )

 

[tolyk]

Aha, now I see the wineglass I guess I wasn't really looking at that part all that closely.. (imagining what was underneath I suppose)

 

[doormouse]

Fine then: a picture I considered using for a Red Dwarf related avatar.

Scene: Rimmer and Lister are talking
Rimmer: Generally speaking Lister, gentlemen of breeding do not take a photo of their superior technician's todger after he has passed out naked on his bunk after too much red. Gentlemen of breeding don't draw a moustache, eyes and nose on the photo and pin it up on the Missing Persons noticeboard. With a note that says 'Have you seen this man, believed to be a French movie star?'
Lister: I know, it was stupid. No way your penis with a tache drawn on it would pass for a French movie star. Way too attractive.

The Earl

OMGGGGGGGGGG

Hold me backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol

 

[TheEarl]

Mouse: More, more! We want more! You're partly fuelling my story writing atm.

The Earl

 

[doormouse]

LOL

Sorry Earl, don't wanna scare any one

 

[TheEarl]

Scare? Doubt that.

Okay I'll make a deal. My penis without the comedy drawing if you post another picture as good as the last two.

Deal?

The Earl

 

[doormouse]

I think they've all seen my pics on my site anyway lol

Wanna inspire me to take new ones Earl? Post that pic lol

 

[TheEarl]

Camera - £120
Internet connection - £20 per month
Inspiring Mouse to take more pictures - priceless

The Earl

 

[doormouse]

woooohooooooo

Well it saved me drawing a smiley face on my toy

 

[English Lady]

So heres one for the boob lovers out there


(I couldn't resist joining in)

 

[English Lady]

And this is for those who like bottoms!