Tolyk

[Svenskaflicka]

So.. Svenska and JL, did you want a new pic, or were you content with the previous ones?

Nude pic! Nude pic! Nude pic!!!!!!!!!

*jumps up and down*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

<sound of Svenska and J-L melting>

Hey, maybe we should all get naked. See what happens? Svenska'd probably explode .

The Earl

Promises, promises...

 

[tolyk]

Its so nice to feel so appreciated (even if it is just for my body )

Thanks JL and Svenska

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*drooooooooooooooooool*

 

[tolyk]

Did you see the picture caption?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I sure did! That was sweet of you.

 

[tolyk]

I sure did! That was sweet of you.

Unfortunately, I must now tell you to get the hell back to working on your Nano-story.


IF YOU SEE ME IN H"ERE, PLEASE TELL ME TO GET THE HELL OFF-LINE AND CONTINUE WRITING MY NANO-STORY."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*takes a last loonging stare at tolyk's body, then signs off to put another 2000 words under the belt*

 

[tolyk]

*takes a last loonging stare at tolyk's body, then signs off to put another 2000 words under the belt*

*chuckle* Sorry, thought something else completely

 

[Just-Legal]

I want to feel JL first!

The Earl

Ehehhe, is this like, "I call shotgun!" hmm?

Get yer arse up here and I might let you hon

 

[TheEarl]

Promises, promises...

Fine then: a picture I considered using for a Red Dwarf related avatar.

Scene: Rimmer and Lister are talking
Rimmer: Generally speaking Lister, gentlemen of breeding do not take a photo of their superior technician's todger after he has passed out naked on his bunk after too much red. Gentlemen of breeding don't draw a moustache, eyes and nose on the photo and pin it up on the Missing Persons noticeboard. With a note that says 'Have you seen this man, believed to be a French movie star?'
Lister: I know, it was stupid. No way your penis with a tache drawn on it would pass for a French movie star. Way too attractive.

The Earl

 

[Just-Legal]

You can draw on it all you like, I still want to lick it

*vbeg*

 

[Guest]

As with Gollum and Gauche, I now have The Earl and the Frenchman. Oh la la! Must rent a new RD soon.

Pear

 

[Guest]

Fine then: a picture I considered using for a Red Dwarf related avatar.

Scene: Rimmer and Lister are talking
Rimmer: Generally speaking Lister, gentlemen of breeding do not take a photo of their superior technician's todger after he has passed out naked on his bunk after too much red. Gentlemen of breeding don't draw a moustache, eyes and nose on the photo and pin it up on the Missing Persons noticeboard. With a note that says 'Have you seen this man, believed to be a French movie star?'
Lister: I know, it was stupid. No way your penis with a tache drawn on it would pass for a French movie star. Way too attractive.

The Earl

Is that you?

Bloody hell.

Talk about pull me out of dark and horrific writing. I was just writing a devil worshipping scene in my NaNo novel, how am I gonna get back in the right mind set again now???

I could spank your bottom for that, you naughty boy.

Now put it away before you get chilblains.

What is the world coming to???

Lou

 

[Just-Legal]

Is that you?

Bloody hell.

Talk about pull me out of dark and horrific writing. I was just writing a devil worshipping scene in my NaNo novel, how am I gonna get back in the right mind set again now???

I could spank your bottom for that, you naughty boy.

Now put it away before you get chilblains.

What is the world coming to???

Lou

Sure its his bottom you want to "spank"?

 

[TheEarl]

Is that you?

Bloody hell.

Talk about pull me out of dark and horrific writing. I was just writing a devil worshipping scene in my NaNo novel, how am I gonna get back in the right mind set again now???

I could spank your bottom for that, you naughty boy.

Now put it away before you get chilblains.

What is the world coming to???

Lou

I know something you could do to pass the time instead of your NaNo...

This thread needs more naked people I think.

The Earl

 

[Just-Legal]

Yes! Naked Lou! Naked Lou!

 

[Guest]

Nope, that ain't ever gonna happen. I've revealed all I'm ever going to here, so NAH!

 

[Just-Legal]

Nope, that ain't ever gonna happen. I've revealed all I'm ever going to here, so NAH!

Not even navel? *pout(

 

[TheEarl]

Nope, that ain't ever gonna happen. I've revealed all I'm ever going to here, so NAH!

Not even a nipple? C'mon surely you can spare a nipple for your good friend The Earl?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I SAID NO!!!!!!!!!

Now pack it in. I know where you live (well roughly, I'd soon find you).

 

[Just-Legal]

I SAID NO!!!!!!!!!

Now pack it in. I know where you live (well roughly, I'd soon find you).

*opens the door and lays on the bed, eagerly awaiting her beating*

 

[Guest]

*opens the door and lays on the bed, eagerly awaiting her beating*

Oh, you'd get yours, missy.

 

[TheEarl]

I know where you live (well roughly, I'd soon find you).

I do hope so

The Earl

 

[Just-Legal]

Speaking of which, I'm going to bed. Night all!