Toe Sucking and Other Sexual hijacks...

[Eumenides]

If you start flirting with another litster in a more serious thread...come in here... We don't mind how you hijack, when you hijack...



Yes, I have many personalities. Hence, the "we".

 

[Nora]

So, which of your personalities is the one I'm in lust with and which is the one who's muh bestest friend?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

So, which of your personalities is the one I'm in lust with and which is the one who's muh bestest friend?

They are one and the same. I merged them together long ago to better my chances with you.

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: Toe Sucking and Other Sexual hijacks...

So... this is the Cuba of today's serious threads?? and exactly how many personalities are we dealing with "right" now?

As many as you want. They split off upon command.

 

[Nora]

They are one and the same. I merged them together long ago to better my chances with you.

Phew, that makes it sooooo much simpler for me! you know how easily confuzzled I get!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

I'm just wondering how many toes one has to deal with.

Only ten...one body, many personalities.

Don't want you as confusled as borealis up there.

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

It's ok, MP. All of her personalities are pretty harmless. Except that one...

 

[Eumenides]

It's ok, MP. All of her personalities are pretty harmless. Except that one...

Oh, c'mon, you know she was only trying to show you how PURRDY her machete was!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

THAT one?? Is there an early warning system in place?

No, she wields her machete spontaneously. But only to demonstrate it's shininess.

 

[LukkyKnight]

machete?

Hijacks, or hijinx?

 

[Eumenides]

Re: machete?

Hijacks, or hijinx?

Whatevah! There are no rules here, lukky. Where'd Heath go????

 

[pipercatt]

Did someone say toes???

 

[Nora]

it's a purdy machete, too!

*flutters lashes at Lukky*

buy me a drink, sailor?

 

[Eumenides]

Did someone say toes???

Yes, yes we said toes. And we do not discriminate based on race, religion, or color, so your toes are perfectly welcome!

 

[pipercatt]

Yes, yes we said toes. And we do not discriminate based on race, religion, or color, so your toes are perfectly welcome!

Excellent. Me and my rainbow toes thank you!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

OK... so pay attention to the machete.....

Machetes are bad for toes and ... um ... other appendages.

It's a really dull blade.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Are those bats going to get your shorts down soon? They've been trying forever!

 

[LukkyKnight]

it's a purdy machete, too!

*flutters lashes at Lukky*

buy me a drink, sailor?

Uh, me a sailor? Well sure, why not? Batten down the fo'csle, swab the mizzenmast!

What's your pleasure? I bought stock in Heath Bars...

 

[Guest]