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It has been over two weeks and I still want a mother fucking cigarette. I also want coffee and a beer. I want to smoke a cigarette. I want to smoke while drinking coffee and beer and punching half the people here in the face.


Since I can not do that I am just going to refrain from politics. I am also going to put some of the biggest idiots on ignore for the day. Goodbye Coach/Jen/Rory/Rob/Kiss/LJ and Luke.

Today I will stick to fluff. So post your fluff here you bastards!

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Mmmmm a Nutella and fluff sandwich with a bit of cherry jam.

Yummmmm.
 
It has been over two weeks and I still want a mother fucking cigarette. I also want coffee and a beer. I want to smoke a cigarette. I want to smoke while drinking coffee and beer and punching half the people here in the face.


Since I can not do that I am just going to refrain from politics. I am also going to put some of the biggest idiots on ignore for the day. Goodbye Coach/Jen/Rory/Rob/Kiss/LJ and Luke.

Today I will stick to fluff. So post your fluff here you bastards!

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Just one more week and the physical withdrawal will be gone. Sorry, I'm not fluffy by nature.
 
i would post my fluff but you said unshaved was icky.
 
Quitting smoking suuuuucks.

Good luck with that, I hope you come through the other side healthier.

Fluff:

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i would post my fluff but you said unshaved was icky.

I said that? :confused:

Are you confusing me with VBM. Cause that is just mean!!!!!

and now I want a cigarette.

I am now enacting a zero tolerance policy for the day. One wrong me and you go to IGGY. This will be your last warning!!!!!


( Friday I gave in and bought a pack. Then I changed my mind and threw it away in my office garbage can. I just checked to see if it was still there. It is not. Stupid fucking cleaning lady!!!)
 
Cheers on quitting.

Do you like "Office Space"?

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
 
Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

That is the greatest movie ever! "Extract" is decent, too.
 
Quitting smoking suuuuucks.

Good luck with that, I hope you come through the other side healthier.

Fluff:

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I am going cold turkey, no gum, no patches. My only crutch is these tea tree oil toothpicks. I may look like a D-bag with a toothpick in my mouth 12 hours a day but my breath is minty fresh!
 
I am going cold turkey, no gum, no patches. My only crutch is these tea tree oil toothpicks. I may look like a D-bag with a toothpick in my mouth 12 hours a day but my breath is minty fresh!

You gotta do what you gotta do. Good luck with the punching thing too. My sympathies.

Have you tried before? Why not use a patch or gum?

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You gotta do what you gotta do. Good luck with the punching thing too. My sympathies.

Have you tried before? Why not use a patch or gum?

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A few times. I have a buddy who has been chewing the gum for 10 years now. But while Nicotine will not give you cancer it is still bad for you, so i figured to knock it all out at the same time.
 
A few times. I have a buddy who has been chewing the gum for 10 years now. But while Nicotine will not give you cancer it is still bad for you, so i figured to knock it all out at the same time.

Well, hanging out with people who have tried to quit smoking has almost driven me to start now and again, but whatever works for you, I hope you manage with sanity intact and it sticks.
 
Its just a habit.....don't be a fucking baby.

After 2 weeks, you should be starting to enjoy the rushes you get
 
I think you're an idiot but quitting smoking is good so I hope you continue to do well.
You may also want to look into Weight Watchers. Just sayin'.
 
Because it minimizes the effort it takes to change a destructive habit. Makes it seem easy. Isn't.

Oh, ok...I didn't mean to do that....and I quit myself about 10 years ago.

Its been 2 weeks, I'd say he pretty much has it beat.

and, enjoy the rushes...if you have a smoke they stop and you have to start all over again...thats the part that really sucks
 
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