Today I Murdered A Pickle . . .

[Kajira Callista]

apparently i ate a monkey because i was drunk you told me those were shirley temples grace!

 

[His_pita]

Today I killed a homeless guy because I was horny.

And I would do it again if I had to!!

 

[graceanne]

apparently i ate a monkey because i was drunk you told me those were shirley temples grace!

They're not? Well snowy made em . . . I should have been suspicious.

 

[snowy ciara]

The Shirley Temples should have been fine! It was the rootbeer floats you had to look out for!

 

[graceanne]

The Shirley Temples should have been fine! It was the rootbeer floats you had to look out for!

Sure, that's what you say now! *shakes head*

 

[snowy ciara]

No dirty floats for you woman!

 

[graceanne]

No dirty floats for you woman!

Well considering what you did to poor KC's shirley temple that might be a good thing.

 

[snowy ciara]

I didn't do anything to it! you're the one who took it out to her...

 

[graceanne]

I didn't do anything to it! you're the one who took it out to her...

Well I didn't do anything to it. If I was gonna do anything to it, I'd have added booze . . . way more fun.

 

[snowy ciara]

'zactly! So why are you trying to get KC drunk? Do you have designs on her virtue? Can I help?

 

[graceanne]

'zactly! So why are you trying to get KC drunk? Do you have designs on her virtue? Can I help?

Nah, I just thought she might give us a fun show . . . then you can go through with your wicked plans on her *ahem* virtue.

Although . . . KC? Do you have a virtue?

 

[snowy ciara]

I'm sure she has some, right?

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Fury Fury

*winks*

I see . . . and just what does that make me? *looks worried*

Fury

A fun person.

I fell in love with Paris Hilton because I hate myself This is beyond self-hate. PH would be a fate worse than death. Lockhorns cartoon: Leroy at travel agency: "Some place where they have never heard of Paris Hilton."

 

[graceanne]

A fun person.

I fell in love with Paris Hilton because I hate myself This is beyond self-hate. PH would be a fate worse than death. Lockhorns cartoon: Leroy at travel agency: "Some place where they have never heard of Paris Hilton."

So Thorkel, Bin Laden, and Hussein had died and were waiting for judgement. But the pearly gates aren't like we all imagine them. Instead it was more like a doctors office, with St. Peter sitting in front of a computer.

Bin Laden walked up to St. Peter and said "I'm Bin Laden." He spelled his name for St. Peter, until St. Peter found him.

"Ah, here you are." said St. Peter. "Second room on the right." Bin Laden walked down the hall and into the room. Inside the room was a very angry looking lion. A voice came over the loudspeaker that said "Bin Laden, you have SINNED!"

So next Sadaam Hussein walked up to St. Peter and said "I'm Sadaam Hussein." He spelled his name for St. Peter, until St. Peter found him.

"Ah, here you are." said St. Peter. "First door on the left." Hussein walked down the hall and into the room. Inside the room was a very angry looking bear. A voice came over the loudspeaker that said "Sadaam Hussein, you have SINNED!"

Then Thorkel walked up to St. Peter. "I'm Thorkel." he said. He spelled his name for St. Peter, until St. Peter found him.

"Ah, here you are." said St. Peter. "Fourth door on the left." Thorkel walked down the hall to the door, and opened it. Their was no one inside. As he was standing there, Paris Hilton came in the other door. The door shut and a voice said "Paris Hilton, you have SINNED."

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm sure she has some, right?

*giggles* maybe

 

[tealsphynx]

Hehehe, Today I ate a hotdog because I'm dying! Rolf! Good one gracie, you should circulate that on myspace too!

 

[Caitlynne]

I dance with a condom because my psychiatrist said to...

...and everyone knows how obedient I am.

 

[NemoAlia]

I glued my self to a monkey because I was drunk.

Interesting, isn't it, how the uniform of the lit crowd is so often skins? We're a bunch of nekkid freaks!

 

[submitter]

I threw shit at a homeless guy because I was horney. =]

 

[DVS]

I dance with a condom because my psychiatrist said to...

...and everyone knows how obedient I am.

When is your birthday? Mine is on the 16th.

 

[fae_bella]

I ate Paris Hilton because I was high...


wish I was born on the 13th instead.

 

[marieR19]

LOL This is funny! Let's see, I had sex with a homeless guy because that's how I do. Interesting.

Heather

 

[leavessnailtrails]

??????????

 

[graceanne]

Today I ate a Paris Hilton (yuck, now I probably have all kinds of physical ailments) because that is how I do. (who told?!)