Today I Murdered A Pickle . . .

[graceanne]

. . . BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS.

Body: Pick the month that you were born in....
1----I fell in love with
2----I choked on
3----Today i murdered
4----I dance with
5----I glued my self to
6----I had sex with
7----I slipped on
8----I got plastic surgery to look like
9----I had a fight with
10---I ate a
11---I threw shit at
12---I slapped


Pick the day (number) you were born on


1-3-------A Homeless guy
4-6-------A hot dog
7-9-------Paris Hilton
10-12----A gansta
13-15---- This bomb ass girl
16-18---A condom
19-24---- A pickle
25-27----this guy
28-31----A monkey



pick the color of shirt you are wearing


White---Because my psychiatrist said to
Black----Because I was high
Pink-----Because Im dying tomorrow
Red-----Because i have Aids
Blue----Because i'm horny
Green----because i hate myself
Purple----because thats how i do
no Shirt-----Because i was drunk
Other-----because thats how i do

 

[jadefirefly]

Today I glued myself to a hot dog because my psychiatrist said to.




I gotta give that guy a bonus.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

. . . BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS.

pick the color of shirt you are wearing


White---Because my psychiatrist said to
Black----Because I was high
Pink-----Because Im dying tomorrow
Red-----Because i have Aids
Blue----Because i'm horny
Green----because i hate myself
Purple----because thats how i do
no Shirt-----Because i was drunk
Other-----because thats how i do

Graceanne is 'Aids' refered to in this the same as HIV/AIDS or does it mean something else please ?

 

[DVS]

I dance with a condom, because I'm drunk.

 

[graceanne]

Graceanne is 'Aids' refered to in this the same as HIV/AIDS or does it mean something else please ?

I'm assuming it's refering to AIDS/HIV. I just copy and pasted it from the email I got.

 

[lil_elmo]

I had sex with a pickle because I am horny

lil elmo

 

[DVS]

I had sex with a pickle because I am horny

lil elmo

Now that one makes sense. I'll bet it was a very big pickel, too. With nubs on it.

 

[devoted lilgirl]

I ate a pickle because my psychiatrist said to...

 

[lil_elmo]

Finally something makes sense about me. Yahoo need to mark this date on the calendar

lil elmo

 

[FurryFury]

I threw shit at a gansta , because I was drunk. Or if you want to count the color of the robe I am wearing, because I hate myself.

Fury

 

[jadefirefly]

Hmm. Good point, Fury. If I count the sweatshirt I had on over my white shirt, I may have glued myself to the pickle because that's how I do.

I think I like the psychiatrist one better. It's more fun to blame the shrink.

 

[FurryFury]

Hmm. Good point, Fury. If I count the sweatshirt I had on over my white shirt, I may have glued myself to the pickle because that's how I do.

I think I like the psychiatrist one better. It's more fun to blame the shrink.

I don't blame you, what with the high fees and fifty minute hours . . .

Fury

 

[raven2]

I slapped this guy because I was drunk.

 

[cati]

I ate a pickle because my psychiatrist said to and I always listen to my psychiatrist, cause he knows I have an oral fixation and big fat Koshers will do in a pinch.

 

[chris9]

Today I slapped a pickle because I was high. Or because I hate myself. Or because that's how I do.
(I wear a black shirt, but a mainly green-striped sweater that can be counted as green or as other.)

 

[babiesmiles]

I slipped on a hot dog because i'm horny ..... uh uh

 

[FurryFury]

I slipped on a hot dog because i'm horny ..... uh uh

LMAO!

My husband's would be:

Today I had sex with this bomb ass girl because I was horny. Hmm . . .

Fury

 

[raven2]

I slipped on a hot dog because i'm horny ..... uh uh

Funny, I can almost picture it. LOL

 

[babiesmiles]

Funny, I can almost picture it. LOL

It isn't a nice picture ..ouch ..considered I am still on crutches ... lol

 

[babiesmiles]

LMAO!

My husband's would be:

Today I had sex with this bomb ass girl because I was horny. Hmm . . .

Fury

better than slip on an hot dog tho !!!

 

[lovelyboy]

Today I murdered a homeless guy because I'm horny ... I should really find other ways to let off steam when I get hot !!!

 

[FurryFury]

better than slip on an hot dog tho !!!

Well I was thinking of a certain kind of "hot dog" slipping in a certain place or three. Ah well, I see now why you objected. You were thinking of actually slipping and falling. *hug*

Fury

 

[babiesmiles]

Well I was thinking of a certain kind of "hot dog" slipping in a certain place or three. Ah well, I see now why you objected. You were thinking of actually slipping and falling. *hug*

Fury

Yes hun I am pure at heart ......

.......... if you look very in dept !!!

 

[FurryFury]

Yes hun I am pure at heart ......

.......... if you look very in dept !!!

*winks*

I see . . . and just what does that make me? *looks worried*

Fury

 

[babiesmiles]

*winks*

I see . . . and just what does that make me? *looks worried*

Fury

A kinky beauty ... hugs !!