Today I learned...

marshalt

You guys are dicks...
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That the Koch brothers' last name is pronounced "coke," like the pop, or the drug, if you're into that shit.


What did you learn?
 
I learned today that my skinny jeans are too skinny to go on the outside of these boots.
 
The Hunt brothers, gave up their effort for all the silver.
 
The Koch brothers changed the way they pronounced their name after buying a lollipop factory.
 
Today I learned that I can win any argument by adding ''Your face.''

eg. Bleach burns like hell and my gf can't dye hair.

Your face can't dye hair.

eg. The Hunt brothers, gave up their effort for all the silver.

Your face gave up their effort for all the silver.
 
Today I learned that I can win any argument by adding ''Your face.''

eg. Bleach burns like hell and my gf can't dye hair.

Your face can't dye hair.

eg. The Hunt brothers, gave up their effort for all the silver.

Your face gave up their effort for all the silver.

I replace 'face' with 'mom' and win the same arguments. I'll always love it. :)
 
Today I learned that I can win any argument by adding ''Your face.''

eg. Bleach burns like hell and my gf can't dye hair.

Your face can't dye hair.

eg. The Hunt brothers, gave up their effort for all the silver.

Your face gave up their effort for all the silver.

No, but SHE CAN DYE MY FACE!!

There's a layer of red at my hairline.
This entire thing was a debacule.

How the fuck do you spell "debacule"?
 
No, but SHE CAN DYE MY FACE!!

There's a layer of red at my hairline.
This entire thing was a debacule.

How the fuck do you spell "debacule"?

You're a pussy. I used to dye mine all the time before changing colors. Man up now that you're with a girl.
 
I replace 'face' with 'mom' and win the same arguments. I'll always love it. :)

I too add your mom in pretty much every situation. It ends all debates, usually makes me giggle, and some time confuses people to the point that they just stop talking. Really doesn't need to be an argument even. I.E. "I got a ticket from one of those traffic cameras." Reply, "Your mom is a traffic camera."
 
I've learnt that when you are far from your family, your friends will always be there for you,

Might not get u a freak'n pillow when u pass out ...but will still carry you(complaining the whole way) to the bed and tuck you in.

Cheers to them! :D
 
Today I learned if you really want to get your point across:

Just say it twice.
Just say it twice.
 
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