To the Iraqi Minister of Information

[Bob_Bytchin]

BREAKING NEWS:

Marines are in Saddam's living room. Next they'll be drinking his beer and fucking his women:

 

[honeylick]

he is going to have a bitch of a time, cleaning that upholstery.

 

[Small town girl]

I also heard that the marines pissed in his gold plated toilets.
this in itself makes me do a little dance

 

[Lancecastor]

I just saw this note from the Minister on alt.conspiracy:

"The recent pictures alleging capture of our great President's home are in fact pictures of the White House, home of the Drunk Evil Lying Satan Bush.

Do not be deterred. Throw up your shoes and rejoice in our victory! The infidels are vanquished!

Those men you see are just making 13 new episodes of China Beach for HBO. Prince Usay says: Sell them our cigarettes !"

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I just saw this note from the Minister on alt.conspiracy:

"The recent pictures alleging capture of our great President's home are in fact pictures of the White House, home of the Drunk Evil Lying Satan Bush.

Do not be deterred. Throw up your shoes and rejoice in our victory! The infidels are vanquished!

Those men you see are just making 13 new episodes of China Beach for HBO. Prince Usay says: Sell them our cigarettes !"

I heard they're filming the war on the same set as the Apollo Moon Landings.

 

[honeylick]

I heard they're filming the war on the same set as the Apollo Moon Landings.

wasn't that at Norton AFB? i can swing by there on my lunch break.

i'll give y'all an exclusive.

 

[T.J. Jackson]

I want some of what the Minister is smoking...it's got to be some goooood shit.

 

[Purple Haze]

Look at the two guys in the back, are they passing a joint?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Iraqi Information Minister Translation Buddy says:

 

[honeylick]

Look at the two guys in the back, are they passing a joint?

silly boy...they are clearly giving each other 'pounds'.

i'm sure one of the homies is checking out the palace for a hookah... so they can all partake.

 

[SadnonMage]

You know the reason Sahhaf gave that news report outside the ministry?
The Marines were already inside sweeping it room by room.
After he gave that news report he was in his transport and out of there, or he would be POW by now.

 

[ReBeLBeLLe]

he is going to have a bitch of a time, cleaning that upholstery.

It should be simple enough. Hire the white house cleaning crew from the clinton administration.

 

[sigh]

Wait now. You mean you guys don't BELIEVE him???

What's this world coming to? I thought it was the Americans who were lying. I'm so confused.

 

[HeavyStick]

I watched the Information Minister's speech this morning.... at different times you could see explosions and hear gunfire. Several times the camera's changed from looking down towards the streets to a little higher, sometimes only showing the skyline and briefly showing the horizon.

 

[Myrrdin]

Liked his explanation of the US tanks on the streets of Baghdad. Telling people not to worry as they were captured tanks driven by Iraqis.

 

[JadeEyes]

I also heard that the marines pissed in his gold plated toilets.
this in itself makes me do a little dance

Some, also, got to take showers in a few of the marble showers.

 

[celiaKitten]

There should have been some unwritten rule about not airing footage of Saddam's bidet.

I mean, really ... who wants to see that?

 

[nimbus9]

That Minister dude just keeps me rolling. Never say die !!! He must have gone to the Republican school of BS. Richard Nixon would be proud.

 

[LadyG]

He definately deserves an award for best actor in a comedy

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

That Minister dude just keeps me rolling. Never say die !!! He must have gone to the Republican school of BS. Richard Nixon would be proud.

He must have studied under John Lovitz's Pathalogical Liar at propaganda school.

"Yeah, yeah...there's no American's in Baghdad. Those are just mirages...yeah, that's the ticket!"