To Sam

sr71plt

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. . . who sent me a Lit. feedback e-mail today anonymously but signed it Sam, making statements and asking questions that, of course, I couldn't respond to via e-mail.

Yes, I know where the clit is. I'm married and have two kids (both of whom look a lot like me). I'm sorry if you think I don't know where it is because of what I either didn't write it too well in this particular story or you were predisposed to assume something different from what was written.

Which leads to . . . no, it's not true that most of my writing is Gay Male and therefore I couldn't understand how to have sex with a woman--and write about it.

Most of my writing is straight. Most of my stories on this site are GM simply because I can't write them in the mainstream and maintain my mainstream persona. Most of my straight writing can be put right into the commerical mainstream--so why give it away for free here? My stories here are a hobby and an outlet I can't use in the mainstream.

But, most of my writing is straight.

But I'm bi.

And I know where the clit is located.

Thank you for your amusing e-mail.
 
I find it to be generally beneficial for humanity when people know where the clit is (unless they're carrying razors - shudder.)

So, I applaud your geoclitological knowledge, even though it will probably never benefit me.
 
:eek: So the clit isn't just an urban myth? My apologies to all my previous partners.:eek:
 
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