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When Sarasota County sheriff's Deputy James Lutz arrived at the Coffins' Nokomis home to serve a temporary restraining order, I don't know what he expected. Coffin has no criminal convictions. He is a landlord, and a tenant he evicted in Charlotte County had told a judge that Coffin threatened her and grabbed her arm to force her out of the rented house.

It should have been routine.

Instead, it became a fight that ended with two bruised and bloodied deputies, and the couple in jail. John Coffin, 55, is facing serious felony charges that include aggravated battery of two law-enforcement officers.

Last week, when Cynthia Coffin answered the door at about supper time and found Lutz with civil papers for her husband, she said he was in the bathroom. She closed the door and went to tell her husband.

John Coffin didn't hurry to the door. Maybe he was irritated because he had already been served those papers, in Charlotte County, and because he was finding it hard to trust cops.

Cynthia, through lawyer Derek Byrd, says she didn't like it when she saw Lutz peering through a window. The arrest report says she ignored Lutz's further knocks and started closing blinds and locking doors, "thereby obstructing his lawful duties," according to the Sheriff's Office.

Interesting phrase. I'm pretty sure we all have a right to close our blinds and lock our doors to keep police from peeking or barging in without a warrant, at least when there is no emergency going on.

When Cynthia Coffin came out to her garage to complain, the deputies threatened her with arrest if there was "further resistance," the report says.

When she turned to walk away, "the deputies feared she was going to enter the residence and lock the door," according to the report, and so, "to avoid further obstruction" they "grabbed her arms to place her under arrest."

How the heck is that legal?

The deputies had no legal basis for entering a home without permission, and no power to demand help from Cynthia Coffin even if she could have made her husband come out.

She, on the other hand, had every right to lock her doors to make it clear the deputies were not invited in. Good idea, actually, since the deputies apparently had no concept of her rights in her own home, which police in America are supposed to respect.

The report says she pulled away when the deputies grabbed her, so they forced her to the ground to handcuff her.

The legality of that notwithstanding, it was an effective ploy. Those deputies now had the man's wife on the ground as bait.

Sure enough, he came right out.

Though Coffin didn't yet know Cynthia's shoulder had been dislocated during or after the takedown, I have to guess he felt much as any husband would when he saw his wife pinned to the concrete by someone he felt sure had no reason or right to do such a thing to her.

The report says John Coffin started punching. The two deputies fought with him and tried to stop him with a Taser, but Coffin grabbed it and used it on them, sometimes as a club. As the fight went into the house, John Coffin pushed Deputy Stacy Ferris back into the garage and locked her out.

Lutz, bleeding from cuts on his head, fought on and finally drew his gun and was able to arrest the husband.

The charges John Coffin faces could mean serious prison time.

Cynthia Coffin was arrested, too, and charged with "resisting an officer without violence."

http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060428/COLUMNIST36/604280446/-1/COLUMNIST
 
Okay, here is the news, not columnist, version of the incident, same paper.

Two deputies stunned with Taser in fight
By LATISHA R. GRAY
latisha.gray@heraldtribune.com
SARASOTA COUNTY -- A man snatched a Taser stun gun away from deputies and shocked two of them with it in a fight at his Nokomis home on Tuesday, according to the Sheriff's Office.

During the fight, John Allen Coffin, 55, also hit one of the deputies in the head with the stun gun, sheriff's reports say. He has been charged with attempted murder of a law enforcement officer.

Deputy James Lutz arrived at Coffin's home, in the 1000 block of Delacroix Circle, about 8:30 p.m. to serve him with a restraining order.

Coffin's wife answered the door and told the deputy to wait outside because her husband was in the bathroom. She went back inside, locked the doors and closed the blinds, sheriff's reports say.

Lutz waited just outside the couple's three-car garage and called for backup. When Deputy Stacy Ferris arrived, Coffin's wife came back outside and started an argument, the sheriff's report says.

The officers were trying to arrest her when Coffin came outside and attacked the two deputies, sheriff's reports say.

The fight moved inside the home and Coffin punched Ferris in the face, reports say. She fired her stun gun, but the device did not stop Coffin and he punched her in the face again, according to the sheriff's report.

Coffin's wife jumped into the fight, which moved from the kitchen to the laundry room, the report says.

During the scuffle, Coffin took the Taser gun from Ferris and shocked both officers, the report states. He then pushed her into the garage and locked the door, the report says.

Coffin went back to the laundry room and hit Lutz several times in the head with the stun gun, causing two scalp lacerations and heavy bleeding, the report says.

Lutz passed out, but regained consciousness and pulled out his gun, the report says.

Coffin was arrested and charged with resisting arrest, attempted murder and using a self-defense weapon on an officer, all felonies.

He was also charged with resisting arrest in 2003, when deputies said he threatened to run over a Wal-Mart employee with his car. That charge was later dropped.

His wife, Cynthia, was charged with resisting arrest without violence, a misdemeanor.

A jail employee said Wednesday night that he could not tell if Coffin and his wife were still in custody because of computer problems at the Sheriff's Office.
 
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

# 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

# 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

# 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

# 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

# 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

# 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

# 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

# 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And... THE BEST ONE!!!

# 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we don't. ... Sign here.
 
Lost Cause said:
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

# 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

# 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

# 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

# 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

# 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

# 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

# 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

# 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And... THE BEST ONE!!!

# 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we don't. ... Sign here.

And that's why I like cops.
 
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