To Post or Not to Post - That is the Question

[Dillinger]

This is my 9,999th post.

Someone convince me I should post #10,000.

Maybe Laurel might be willing to throw in one of those life-sized Gnufi dildos she's got lying around for the winner.

All entries will be given equal consideration. Pictures are perfectly acceptable.

So are bribes.

 

[JazzManJim]

Post! Post and be Damned!

 

[nasty]

You'll post anything...remember?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Delayed gratification 101

This is my 9th post.

Someone convince me I should post #100

Maybe Laurel might be willing to throw one of those life-sized PC dildos at me.

All entries will be dipped in Cognac. Except pictures. Pictures are perfectly acceptable dry.

So are bribes, but wet ones hold a certain je ne sais quoi, eh?

Teeter on the precipice, savor the anticipation, once you do it the deed is done, over, already past, nothing but a memory.

 

[SlowHand89]

Maybe you should change handles and start over just to spite yourself.

 

[H'venlee]

9,999

Ok..so I posted the wrong place....

Please post for me??

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1828383

 

[Guest]

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Ah, Dilly wants a bribe to cross the 10,000 threshold!

Ok then.

Who do you want?
What do you want?
Where shall the goods be delivered?


But the bigger question is - how long will you be able to keep quiet about the bribes?
Especially if they get really good?
Or really nasty?

 

[HeavenScent]

I don't even know you and yet I find myself waiting with anticipation for your 10,000th post.

I need a life.

Congratulations when you get there!

 

[Nora]

a bribe, eh?

When are you going to be in Austin next? I'll think of an appropriate bribe.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I can't stand the suspense.

Do it! Do it now!

 

[Guest]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Old R

I know its going to be an epic post, and I know you want to.

Do it.

Young R

 

[Silverlily]

I have three words for you...

October

October

October


(did I mention five digit posters get me completely aroused?)

(did I also mention I have the patience of a toddler?)

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Hey Dilly

I am a dancer


i know the dance of the seven veils

just sayin..................
It is a highly motivating dance,
especially to experience!

 

[Mistress]

Yummy.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I have three words for you...

October

October

October


(did I mention five digit posters get me completely aroused?)

(did I also mention I have the patience of a toddler?)

Firstly, you changed your name.

Secondly, what am I missing in october?

Thirdly, what are you going to do with an aroused dilly?

 

[nasty]

I can't stand the suspense.

Do it! Do it now!

Ok*Inserts penis*

 

[Guest]

 

[Bidin~Time]

Speaking of bribes.......


How about.........


If I promised to never ever kill another "dillinger thread" by posting on it ever ever ever again.....

Would you make the 10000th one then??


emi

 

[Monazwx]

Come on Dillinger.
Post already! I can't take this much longer . . .

GEG, Dance of the Seven Veils huh
Great bribery material. I assume you come complete with costume?

 

[Silverlily]

Firstly, you changed your name.

Secondly, what am I missing in october?

Thirdly, what are you going to do with an aroused dilly?

1. yep, about a week and some ago

2. a plane ticket (be in Washington, DC and I'll show you in person.)

3. play cards (I'm sorry, what would you do with an aroused dilly?)

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Come on!

Dance of the Seven Veils (and yes, with cotume which consits of, uhm... well, seven veils!)

Post already you whale you!

lol

 

[Shaq]

I can't stand the suspense.

Do it! Do it now!

*nervoulsy continues to throw handfulls of popcorn in mouth*



D-d-do you think he's going to do it!?

 

[Guest]