To Laurel & Manu

[Guest]

You two fuckwits have fucked up the formatting on my submmitted stories.

Fix it.

 

[oggbashan]

Perhaps you might have made a mistake?

Even if you haven't, Laurel and Manu deserve to be addressed with respect not insults.

Without them, we wouldn't have this site.

Og

 

[Cherrie]

You two fuckwits have fucked up the formatting on my submmitted stories.

Fix it.

I take it that tact and diplomacy are not your strong points?

 

[Guest]

Monkeys.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Wouldn't it make more sense to e-mail then directly with your problem?

As OG the wise said, they need to be respected. Not many of us would be willing to take on a monster such as this site.

Also, you're one of hundreds who are on this site, be patient and respectlful.

~A~

 

[lucky-E-leven]

~lucky (not a fan of Laurel/Manu bashers)

 

[Guest]

Yet more monkeys.

Brrr

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yet more monkeys.

Brrr

I like monkeys!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yet more monkeys.

Brrr

Might try spanking your monkey!

Great stress relief...or you could try it out on this monkey.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Dear Reader,
How are you enjoying the drama in this thread?

All the posters in this thread is <i>me</i>.

That's right. I <b>am</b> the autor of this particular thread.

It's a linely business this: being a writer.

So, the next time you read a thread or a story, think of us lonely thread writers. OK?

 

[cantdog]

Editors

Editors piss in your work, and then they like the flavor better.

That being said, so what? Try publishing on your own. It is really a lonely business, if you want one.

I'm sorry this happened to your story, dude. It oughtn't to have happened to a dog, of a dog wrote porn...

How many porn
Would a porn dog hog
If a porn dog could hog porn?

 

[Guest]

It is not porn!

It is literature!

It's my art!!!

I have the writer's union card to proove it!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Chill honey, are you suffering from writer's angst? or is it a block???

Artist suffer so needlessly for our craft.

If you need to rant in your in thread, go for baby!
~A~flying monkey!

 

[Guest]

Chill honey, are you suffering from writer's angst? or is it a block???

No. Yesterday, I started a story, edited it and submmited on Lit.
So, I'm giving myself a day off.

 

[cantdog]

A day off from ranting

What a concept.

 

[The_old_man]

Welcome to my ignore list ChilledVodka.

 

[Liar]

If I ask a ChilledVodka to chill even more, will it freeze over?

#L, monkey and loving it

 

[ABSTRUSE]

#L, monkey and loving it

I knew it.......ow!, just caught my tail in the chair leg...

 

[Liar]

I knew it.......ow!, just caught my tail in the chair leg...

Wanna go do like monkeys do?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Wanna go do like monkeys do?

Fling poo at people, I thought we did that on another thread?

~A~picking nits off my tail

 

[Guest]

Welcome to my ignore list ChilledVodka.

You can still click on a mouse?

I'm impressed.

R.I.P.

lol