JazzManJim
On the Downbeat
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- Sep 12, 2001
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Otherwise known as the "I'm really in the mood to give out some leg-weakening, thunderously-orgasmic, hair-pulling oral sex right now" thread.
Here are my bona fides:
- I'm a trained clarinet and saxophone player, capable of triple-tonguing for short periods of time.
- I truly enjoy giving oral sex. Especially when you buck so hard I have to use what upper body strength I have to hold your hips down.
- I have *great* hands. My fingers are even better.
- I don't work quickly.
- I'm capable of licking not only the alphabet, but the Gettysburg Address, various poems, and the song lyrics of hundreds of artists. You not only get only good oral sex, but culture!
- I wear glasses for distance vision. Once they're off, the only thing I'll be able to see clearly is what's directly in front of me, thus ensuring that I won't be distracted by other things.
- I have played the trombone and euphonuim. I do the whole brass-player lip buzzing thing, too.
- I can curl my tongue, and flatten it out completely.
Applications are available at the door!
No, guys, don't get all happy. It ain't to any of you.
(Edited to include some actual nouns to sentences, and to gussy up the ol' Oral Sex Resume)
Here are my bona fides:
- I'm a trained clarinet and saxophone player, capable of triple-tonguing for short periods of time.
- I truly enjoy giving oral sex. Especially when you buck so hard I have to use what upper body strength I have to hold your hips down.
- I have *great* hands. My fingers are even better.
- I don't work quickly.
- I'm capable of licking not only the alphabet, but the Gettysburg Address, various poems, and the song lyrics of hundreds of artists. You not only get only good oral sex, but culture!
- I wear glasses for distance vision. Once they're off, the only thing I'll be able to see clearly is what's directly in front of me, thus ensuring that I won't be distracted by other things.
- I have played the trombone and euphonuim. I do the whole brass-player lip buzzing thing, too.
- I can curl my tongue, and flatten it out completely.
Applications are available at the door!
No, guys, don't get all happy. It ain't to any of you.
(Edited to include some actual nouns to sentences, and to gussy up the ol' Oral Sex Resume)
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I'm in the mood to wrap my hands around a hot hard cock and feeling it brush against my lips as if I'm putting on lipstick before parting them slightly, the warmth of my breath against the rounded head, that first contact of my tongue as it licks out the precious liquidy pearl nestled in the tip...
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