to everyone who PM's me for sex

Shakes head. It's your own fault. Look at that name "GalaxyGoddess." How can a man resist that? And look at that avatar! You're a temptress and you know it ;)
 
I get unsolicited PMs quite often from Lit members with no posts but with names like MasterDominantManWithTwelveInchDickOfDoom.

They order me to suck them or some such nonsense, then insist I shall be pleasured better than I ever have before.

They order me.

As if.
 
How about if someone were to ask you in public? :D:kiss::rose::catroar:

hmmm now that I would have to think about... while I find my taser :devil:

Shakes head. It's your own fault. Look at that name "GalaxyGoddess." How can a man resist that? And look at that avatar! You're a temptress and you know it ;)

I know, I'm just SOO hot, how can anyone resist *bats eyelashes


I get unsolicited PMs quite often from Lit members with no posts but with names like MasterDominantManWithTwelveInchDickOfDoom.

They order me to suck them or some such nonsense, then insist I shall be pleasured better than I ever have before.

They order me.

As if.

haha yeah that's pretty much what I'm getting. someone who created an account just to ask some random stranger for sex. wow. how sad :(

demanding, and then claiming they'll be the best ever? yeah. right. and I'm a multibillionaire who runs around in a cape saving people >.> (I would if I could!)
 
I get unsolicited PMs quite often from Lit members with no posts but with names like MasterDominantManWithTwelveInchDickOfDoom.

They order me to suck them or some such nonsense, then insist I shall be pleasured better than I ever have before.

They order me.

As if.
I pity da fools!

Begging works so much better than ordering. That way, we both have fun, and you get to top from the bottom:devil:
 
I pity da fools!

Begging works so much better than ordering. That way, we both have fun, and you get to top from the bottom:devil:

:D

They don't understand, do they? I mean, truly understand about the whole Dom/sub thing. That's what is so annoying about getting a PM from a wannabe.

A willing participant - being submissive doesn't mean being passive.

They see "sub" in my Lit name and believe that if they order me to lick their boots I'll fall to my knees in a puddle of aroused gratitude.

Fools.

With the proper partner I can be taken over but that would be physically and mentally, as well as sexually. The shine in my eyes says they are doing exactly what I hope they'll do. What I'll beg them to do, if needed.

But no words necessary, are there? Eyes and lips, teeth and tongue, hands with a bit of rope . . . no need to even speak.

(Except that sometimes I like that dirty talk. :eek: )


And oops - sorry for the thread tangent.
 
haha yeah that's pretty much what I'm getting. someone who created an account just to ask some random stranger for sex. wow. how sad :(

demanding, and then claiming they'll be the best ever? yeah. right. and I'm a multibillionaire who runs around in a cape saving people >.> (I would if I could!)

LOL!

Most of the time I don't respond.

Every once in awhile I will, and just say- I never chat with people I don't know.

Strangely enough they don't PM back.

:eek:
 
:D

They don't understand, do they? I mean, truly understand about the whole Dom/sub thing. That's what is so annoying about getting a PM from a wannabe.

A willing participant - being submissive doesn't mean being passive.

They see "sub" in my Lit name and believe that if they order me to lick their boots I'll fall to my knees in a puddle of aroused gratitude.

Fools.

With the proper partner I can be taken over but that would be physically and mentally, as well as sexually. The shine in my eyes says they are doing exactly what I hope they'll do. What I'll beg them to do, if needed.

But no words necessary, are there? Eyes and lips, teeth and tongue, hands with a bit of rope . . . no need to even speak.

(Except that sometimes I like that dirty talk. :eek: )


And oops - sorry for the thread tangent.

LOL well if ya ever get bored...go look at the BDSM personals. There are so many women there that respond to thier pathetic ads acting as if they want to be treated like that, that it makes many think that these women are easy. Same thing happens on a lot of sites, used to be on Alt.com...had a lot of "trolls" whom would come in and harass the sub females in chat, till the Doms/Dommes would rip them to shreds [hehehe so much fun :D ]
 
LOL well if ya ever get bored...go look at the BDSM personals. There are so many women there that respond to thier pathetic ads acting as if they want to be treated like that, that it makes many think that these women are easy. Same thing happens on a lot of sites, used to be on Alt.com...had a lot of "trolls" whom would come in and harass the sub females in chat, till the Doms/Dommes would rip them to shreds [hehehe so much fun :D ]

I think that in person, true Dom/sub folks can recognize each other's tendencies immediately.

It's tougher online, but it is still fairly easy to spot a wannabe.

;)
 
That's when you use your wand to fry their 'nads, yes?

(Take THAT from the good little witch.) Ahem.

"Sweetie, I'm a 51 year old library-lunch lady. You can do much better."

For some reason I never hear from them again. ;)
 
what was i JUST saying??

I get this lovely little gem froms ome person who only has 2 posts:



Hi... I'm Anubhav. I'm from India.. need I say more. I'm horny as hell and still a virgin. Please help.



HAHA!! NO!!
 
what was i JUST saying??

I get this lovely little gem froms ome person who only has 2 posts:



Hi... I'm Anubhav. I'm from India.. need I say more. I'm horny as hell and still a virgin. Please help.



HAHA!! NO!!


BWAH HA HAAAA!

Okay - let me find the last one I got. I was stunned into annoyed silence.
 
Shoot. Already deleted and somewhere lost in the pile of messages.

But the names - arrrgh.

somebodyhotrocks

bigman69

(names have been slightly altered)

When they ask, "R U on yahoo chat?" I run. Screaming.

Really I do.
 
I think that in person, true Dom/sub folks can recognize each other's tendencies immediately.

It's tougher online, but it is still fairly easy to spot a wannabe.

;)

LOL its pretty easy to spot a wannabe...and eh lol sometimes its harder than you think IRL
 
I like Stella's answer. Being helpless, clueless and dim gets me felt sorry for. It may not be very dignified but if it works, don't fix it.
 
:D

They don't understand, do they? I mean, truly understand about the whole Dom/sub thing. That's what is so annoying about getting a PM from a wannabe.

A willing participant - being submissive doesn't mean being passive.

They see "sub" in my Lit name and believe that if they order me to lick their boots I'll fall to my knees in a puddle of aroused gratitude.

Fools.

With the proper partner I can be taken over but that would be physically and mentally, as well as sexually. The shine in my eyes says they are doing exactly what I hope they'll do. What I'll beg them to do, if needed.

But no words necessary, are there? Eyes and lips, teeth and tongue, hands with a bit of rope . . . no need to even speak.

(Except that sometimes I like that dirty talk. :eek: )
NOw, when I hear this, I start off by saying; "Yes, ma'm!"

And then we go from there.:cool:

And oops - sorry for the thread tangent.
Who's sorry? :kiss:
 
NOw, when I hear this, I start off by saying; "Yes, ma'm!"

And then we go from there.:cool:

Who's sorry? :kiss:

:kiss::kiss::kiss:

It's in the eyes for me, I think.

A certain serious look, the one that says they know all my secrets, and I am that aroused puddle.

;)
 
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