To do list

[rgraham666]

Murder the man who invented car alarms.

Feel free to add your own.

 

[fallenupright]

Find roommates so I can move out of sister's basement.

 

[fieryjen]

Pick a random person from the class I'm trying to get into and off them sneakily. I'm first on the waitlist.

And I second the car alarm one. Good luck with that.

 

[AchtungNight]

I third the car alarm one. "Michael, that horrible man is here again."

 

[R. Richard]

Murder the man who invented car alarms.

Feel free to add your own.

In an apartment complex I used to walk past, there was a tenant who had two medium lage dogs. The dogs were on a second floor balcony and there was no way down, as the normal rail fence had been augmented with wire.

I saw a cat sort of sneak out from the side of the apartment and run over and smack a car parked in front of the balcony. The car was alarmed and it sounded off. The cat ran into the back of the apartment and away from the sound. The two dogs went nuts! The damn alarm must have run for a couple of minutes, as I walked off down the street to my next appointment.

I still don't know if the cat was smart enough to deliberately set the alarm off or not [opinions?] However, it is not nice to suggest the murder of the man who who invented car alarms. No, set the dogs on him instead!

 

[Liar]

I still don't know if the cat was smart enough to deliberately set the alarm off or not [opinions?] However, it is not nice to suggest the murder of the man who who invented car alarms. No, set the dogs on him instead!

Put him in a small room with those two dogs.

Then go smack the nearest car.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Avoid kitchen for at least 24 hours.

(The casualty figures from dinner: 2 burned dinners, one burned finger, one sliced thumb, one failed attempt to feed self a basic food item.)

 

[minsue]

Avoid kitchen for at least 24 hours.

(The casualty figures from dinner: 2 burned dinners, one burned finger, one sliced thumb, one failed attempt to feed self a basic food item.)

Poor horsey! *offers up sugar cube*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Poor horsey! *offers up sugar cube*

Mmm. I knew I should have stuck with the no-cook snack foods.

 

[Guest]

 

[SeaCat]

To Do List,

Paint Living Room and Bathroom in house.

Buy Trash Can, Screening Spline, Sheet Metal Screws, Large Trash Bags, Picture Framing Tabs.

Call Gas Company and get a price on a new, large tank rental to make the wife happy.

Fix Screen Door.

Strangle soon to be Ex-Landlord.

Get stove set up and running.

Force Feed Ex-Landlord to his wife, Rectaly.

Scrape Pine Needles out of what will soon be a yard.

Buy wood strips, sand then varnish same for the new ceiling.

Remove Roof Edge Flashing from Storage Closet and put it back on the edges of the roof.

Buy more Beer!

Set up A/V Electronics.

Replace Shower Head in Master Bath.

Replace Toilet Seal in guest Bath.

Clean Firearms.

Re-wire Television Cable.

Replace Telephones.

Somewhere in there I need to find time for fun things, like cooking, eating, sleeping and loving my wife.

Cat

 

[fieryjen]

To Do List,

Paint Living Room and Bathroom in house.

Buy Trash Can, Screening Spline, Sheet Metal Screws, Large Trash Bags, Picture Framing Tabs.

Call Gas Company and get a price on a new, large tank rental to make the wife happy.

Fix Screen Door.

Strangle soon to be Ex-Landlord.

Get stove set up and running.

Force Feed Ex-Landlord to his wife, Rectaly.

Scrape Pine Needles out of what will soon be a yard.

Buy wood strips, sand then varnish same for the new ceiling.

Remove Roof Edge Flashing from Storage Closet and put it back on the edges of the roof.

Buy more Beer!

Set up A/V Electronics.

Replace Shower Head in Master Bath.

Replace Toilet Seal in guest Bath.

Clean Firearms.

Re-wire Television Cable.

Replace Telephones.

Somewhere in there I need to find time for fun things, like cooking, eating, sleeping and loving my wife.

Cat

*hides from list*

 

[vanillaeyes8]

My neighbors

They have an alarm in their apartment so anytime the door open it goes off and I can hear it with my doors closed and music playing loudly! Fuckers.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Avoid kitchen for at least 24 hours.

(The casualty figures from dinner: 2 burned dinners, one burned finger, one sliced thumb, one failed attempt to feed self a basic food item.)

This is precisely why I sent the BF out for barbecue.

 

[BlackShanglan]

This is precisely why I sent the BF out for barbecue.

Eminently sensible man. I shall bear this in mind at dinner time tomorrow.

 

[SeaCat]

*hides from list*

LOLOLOLOL


This is a shortened list.
(You have to remember that I just moved into a new place and want to make it comfortable for me.)

This doesn't include the daily things that need to be done.

Much of this list will also be done within the next two days.

Wait until I start renovations on the trailer, then it gets interesting.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

They have an alarm in their apartment so anytime the door open it goes off and I can hear it with my doors closed and music playing loudly! Fuckers.

I've dealt with people like that before.

There are relatively easy ways to fix their wagons. (You just have to be as unfriendly as I am.)

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Avoid kitchen for at least 24 hours.

(The casualty figures from dinner: 2 burned dinners, one burned finger, one sliced thumb, one failed attempt to feed self a basic food item.)

Come on down here and I'll feed you. (I promise it won't be a relative, beyond that I make no promises, other than that it tastes good.)

I'm actually having fun without a stove. It's amazing what you can cook on the grill if you have to.

Cat

 

[Guest]

Cat - your lists are formidable!

We've been doing quite a bit in our house these past few weeks, too.

Painted the porch.

Pulled up carpet in kitchen.

Cleaned and put gorgeous new tile in kitchen.

Took down front door. Sanded, treated the metal, putty, paint, added kick plates and foot, rehung - looks good, finally.

New house numbers, cleaned vinyl siding, spray painted shutters.

Now we're working on the living room. Need to paint, fix a hole, polish the hardwood.

Next comes the bathroom. Need to pull flooring, fix hole behind toilet, put down new tile.

*sigh*

But in reality, since Rob started this thread, and it was about to do lists?

My one thought about things I needed to do?

Rob.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Come on down here and I'll feed you. (I promise it won't be a relative, beyond that I make no promises, other than that it tastes good.)

I'm actually having fun without a stove. It's amazing what you can cook on the grill if you have to.

Cat

Hmmm, that's quite a tempting offer. I do love to grill.

Have you tried revising your to-do list with a minor change in order? I might suggest:

1) Clean Firearms.

2) Slightly delay strangling of soon-to-be-ex-landlord in favor demonstrating to s-t-b-e-landlord the cleanliness and functionality of said firearms.

3) Find time for fun things, like cooking, eating, sleeping and loving your wife while s-t-b-e-landlord completes remaining items on list.

4) If absolutely necessary, procede with landlord-related list items.

Hope that helps.

Shanglan

 

[Penelope Street]

Buy ice cream.

Edit story.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Find pen and paper.

Write to-do list.

[sometimes I have trouble getting started...]

 

[672]

Find a new job.

So far. Nada. So far, passive. So far.

LaaaaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaaazzzzzzzzy.

So tell me, fucked up or not? True story. Get headhunted from my original job, think it'll be better than working food service. Quit the stable, dependable job where they love me, which is close to home, work for Viccy Secret, get taken off the schedule after two weeks.

=\

Anywho, you'd be lazy, too, if you got the chance to sleep in, without worrying about money, for about two or three weeks, without having to worry about a fucking job.

I'll find one next week or something. Eh.

Oh yeah, and more ice cream and jogging. I need to go jogging. I need the ice cream, too.

 

[arienette]

Anywho, you'd be lazy, too, if you got the chance to sleep in, without worrying about money, for about two or three weeks, without having to worry about a fucking job.

I'll find one next week or something. Eh.

Oh yeah, and more ice cream and jogging. I need to go jogging. I need the ice cream, too.

Well we're on the same wave length. (Hello, new friend!)
AND I've also just got done looking at pin up art and am feeling very bad about myself so I'm going to start running again. Oh yeah.

List:

- actually follow through with a diet
- actually start running again
- PM Liar because I've been avoiding making a list about myself for 2 days now
- Call Momma J for an ego-boost

 

[Nirvanadragones]

- Call Momma J for an ego-boost

You might want to go to her...