To completely fill up a Camel with water - once dehydrated - how...................

[Sparky Kronkite]

long would it take to fill up?

How much water does the average Camel hold?

Does it hold it's pee?

Or........

When the journey is over, will it pee for an hour and a half?

Makes me think of a shower in the desert - a golden shower, a Camel shower - a hot Camel shower.

And after a Camel pees - into the hot desert sand - into a huge pool/patch of damp to drying Camel pee'd on sand - once dry - don't you as a hard corp Bedouin - step barefoot through Camel Pee Sand? Lie on it - sleep on it?

There must be Camel Pee Sand all over the desert. Maybe that's why it's golden brown'ish tan colored.

Just wondering.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Are you Jack Handy in real life?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Well I remember a joke that basically said to top off a camel so to speak, you stand behind him with 2 bricks. just before the camel is done drinking you smash his balls between the bricks.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah - but I am curious about how much water is in there.

I mean if you shot a full Camel with a small rifle launched grenade - would it explode into a bunch of water and blood?


Yeah - I'm Jack Handy - with a bazooka!!!!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Re: Yeah - but I am curious about how much water is in there.

I mean if you shot a full Camel with a small rifle launched grenade - would it explode into a bunch of water and blood?


Yeah - I'm Jack Handy - with a bazooka!!!!

Well you could weigh a full camel. Then put him in one of those dehydrating appliances they sell on infomercials for a day or two and weigh him again.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But it would have to be done by.......

a littel schwarmy British dude.