Gord
a long way up
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CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT - YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN:
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in
the
ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some bitch".
4. In your last trip to the bathroom you realize you now look more like
Gail
from Coronation Street than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.burger on the floor of Supermacs and pick it
up &
carry on eating.
6. You start crying.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. You've forgotten where you live.
12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes
you've
smoked, because (as you've mentioned 10x's by now) you only smoke when
you
drink.
13. You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you
just
tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the
wrong
way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
19. You show your friends that girls can piss standing
Found this funny so I thought I woulld share !!
I am sure that the girls out there can think of some equally harsh things to say about the male race
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in
the
ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some bitch".
4. In your last trip to the bathroom you realize you now look more like
Gail
from Coronation Street than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.burger on the floor of Supermacs and pick it
up &
carry on eating.
6. You start crying.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. You've forgotten where you live.
12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes
you've
smoked, because (as you've mentioned 10x's by now) you only smoke when
you
drink.
13. You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you
just
tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the
wrong
way but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
19. You show your friends that girls can piss standing
Found this funny so I thought I woulld share !!
I am sure that the girls out there can think of some equally harsh things to say about the male race
