Tits and Dicks...

[hotwords229_A]

*Now* we can go back to over 1000.
You, too, I’m sure.

(I kid, I kid.)

I've had a few, but I'm sure I couldn't compete with every woman here.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Not in my case...anything divided by zero remains the same.

Ill spice up your equations and forward everything to you!

 

[tolyk]

If you spend any time on the threads, you hear comments/jokes/complaints/bragging about receiving pictures of tits and bits from fellow Litsters. Some unsolicited, some as a part of a friendship or relationship.

So my question is this… approximately how many naked bits pics have you received from your fellow Litsters?

I've never received anything unsolicited. Hell, I rarely receive messages at all.

For solicited, I've never counted, but not really that many.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Ill spice up your equations and forward everything to you!

Aren't you just the best sharer?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Aren't you just the best sharer?

I was raised right.
(I am not joking!)

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm sorry, but the phrase divided by zero is driving me fucking nuts.

 

[hpycpl]

Never ever had anyone send tit pics (or dick pics thankfully. I don't have a problem with dick pics but if I want to see one, I'll check myself out!)
;-(

But I officially welcome anyone to send me their tit pics!

Hooray!

I got my first one today!!!

I hope here are many more to come (hint hint)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm sorry, but the phrase divided by zero is driving me fucking nuts.

aw, I know it is difficult observing inaccurate mathematical analogies, fallacies, or incongruent statements of meaning, but if you wanted to focus on computational disciplines or first principle thinking, you would be looking at your current projects. Alas, like me, you are dicking around on lit instead. Try letting it go, or at least find something more creative to drive your nuts..wait, eh it works. Look at your unsolicited tit pictures. Or the sexy avatars. Or your unsolicited dick pictures. You never know, maybe one will be really damn unique. Every once in a while one surprises me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you spend any time on the threads, you hear comments/jokes/complaints/bragging about receiving pictures of tits and bits from fellow Litsters. Some unsolicited, some as a part of a friendship or relationship.

So my question is this… approximately how many naked bits pics have you received from your fellow Litsters?

OK I took the way back machine to 2016 to figure out exactly what the original question was.

So unsolicited bits of any type: 0
Friendship/relationship: about 6

 

[Suz_anne]

The percentage of responders selecting the Zero-Zip-Zilch category is shrinking.

I think we're doing the lord's work here, people. Send those tit-tays!

 

[hotwords229_A]

The percentage of responders selecting the Zero-Zip-Zilch category is shrinking.

I think we're doing the lord's work here, people. Send those tit-tays!

"Let's do our best,
Share your Breast"

I'm still working on a chant. This needs work.

 

[Suz_anne]

"Let's do our best,
Share your Breast"

I'm still working on a chant. This needs work.

You're the right man for the job. Your pervy chants are the best.

 

[Funluvincouple0811]

I don't believe I've ever gotten an unsolicited pic.
I mean, if some woman out there wants to send me a pic randomly, go for it, I won't complain, but it never happens.

I have seen a couple I've begged for, though.

Same boat here would be a great suprize lol

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Nada, keines, nessuna.

 

[ydahecnot]

The percentage of responders selecting the Zero-Zip-Zilch category is shrinking.

I think we're doing the lord's work here, people. Send those tit-tays!

Says someone who ain’t gonna

Hmmm, I already voted. Why would I be surprised?

 

[Jing83]

Or, likes her boobs...

Ahh, that happens, all too often

 

[Phantom300]

The percentage of responders selecting the Zero-Zip-Zilch category is shrinking.

I think we're doing the lord's work here, people. Send those tit-tays!

This. This. A thousand times this.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Am I the only one who sees that this is Suzanne's way of getting unsolicited dick pics?

I'm sure if you just asked, there would be a few around to supply them.

 

[Knoturnal]

0
0 received 0 sent
im new here so theres still time.

ive always wondered why everyone gets so upset about them. They are probably not the senders anyway.

its kinda like biting. nope usually don't unless you ask very, very nicely

 

[Lord Pmann]

0
0 received 0 sent
im new here so theres still time.

ive always wondered why everyone gets so upset about them. They are probably not the senders anyway.

its kinda like biting. nope usually don't unless you ask very, very nicely

You must send to receive. (not to me though)

 

[hotwords229_A]

You must send to receive. (not to me though)

You forgot the wink emoji on that last line

 

[Happy4yourclam]

I get lots of PM with guys that want to show me their junk. It is a turn on to have complete strangers sending me cock shots. I love the fact that Literotica gives people a chance to be more open about their sexual needs. In real life when guys whip out their junk and flash a girl they might get arrested. But here they just get a masturbation partner.

Fuck that is sexy talk! Mmmm lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck that is sexy talk! Mmmm lol

Uh, there's no way that's a girl.

 

[Suz_anne]

Am I the only one who sees that this is Suzanne's way of getting unsolicited dick pics?

If so, this thread is my most miserable failure.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If so, this thread is my most miserable failure.

No wait! Here they come...

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