Tits and Dicks...

[default24]

How many pics do you receive? I know I’ve sent you like 50 cock pics. But other than mine...

(I’m trying this fake lesbian thing all the girls are doing ‘round these parts... seeing if it gets everyone all worked up)

Truthfully, I only got one. They were fucking awesome though.
But I'm sure we wanna pump those numbers up, ladies Ahem, got something caught in my throat there

(oh dude, they go apeshit for it. It's like shooting clams in a barrel)

 

[Suz_anne]

Are they 1000 DIFFERENT tit pics? What are we measuring?

Are these PAIRS of tits?

Are these tits from 1000 different women? Or 500, if we are talking individual toys.

Do you count duplicates from the same person? Like, if you’re in a relationship with someone, they’re likely to send pics on the daily.

We need more detail, Suzanne!

When I started the thread 3 YEARS ago, the intent was to inquire about the number of individual Litsters had sent pics to the respondents.

Multiple photos of the same dick and/or the same tits do not add to the total. If you receive 2,347 pics of the same dick or tits - it still counts as one.

That's what made the 200+ number so impressive to me. They were all from different birds.

 

[Suz_anne]

(I’m trying this fake lesbian thing all the girls are doing ‘round these parts... seeing if it gets everyone all worked up)

(oh dude, they go apeshit for it. It's like shooting clams in a barrel)

Shall I lube up the double ended dildo so you girls can scissor for us?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Shall I lube up the double ended dildo so you girls can scissor for us?

I’ll miss Lunation, but I’ll donate to the lube and booze fund.
I’ll also bake some brownies.

 

[standard1]

easy question to answer, the standard1 has a count of exactly zero photos received of bits. so, stealing from another of your threads, my Lit persona has seen nothing sexy here.

 

[default24]

I’ll miss Lunation, but I’ll donate to the lube and booze fund.
I’ll also bake some brownies.

If they're special brownies then I'm in

 

[Suz_anne]

I’ll miss Lunation, but I’ll donate to the lube and booze fund.
I’ll also bake some brownies.

Pmann doesn't drink so we're gonna need a bigger vat of lube. Or some Benadryl for his chocolate milk.

easy question to answer, the standard1 has a count of exactly zero photos received of bits. so, stealing from another of your threads, my Lit persona has seen nothing sexy here.

Keep the faith. Apparently hundreds of Litsters are just waiting to send you their junk.

If they're special brownies then I'm in

Now we're talkin...

 

[Phantom300]

Hang in there guys
#itgetsbetter

It already did. Made me laugh out loud. Literally. Not literally like the kids use it either, but literally literally. (and I laughed not at the pic sent, but at the idea soneone actually did that. Simple things amuse me. )

 

[default24]

Pmann doesn't drink so we're gonna need a bigger vat of lube. Or some Benadryl for his chocolate milk.

This almost made me laugh aloud. Suz, do you actually have a double ended dildo? If so, please regale me with the tales of its use

It already did. Made me laugh out loud. Literally. Not literally like the kids use it either, but literally literally. (and I laughed not at the pic sent, but at the idea someone actually did that. Simple things amuse me. )

Well, I'll be damned this thing is actually working

 

[Jing83]

Wait...unsolicited boob pics? Does that really happen? Asking for a friend

Occasionally, when a girl really likes a guy...

 

[AlwaysFara]

Occasionally, when a girl really likes a guy...

Or, likes her boobs...

 

[smtst5]

Or, likes her boobs...

I dated someone who had fake boobs. She was very proud to show anyone and everyne

 

[Suz_anne]

This almost made me laugh aloud. Suz, do you actually have a double ended dildo? If so, please regale me with the tales of its use.

Well, duh. It's called a "curious" phase.

I dated someone who had fake boobs. She was very proud to show anyone and everyne

I have a few friends who have had their breasts augmented and each of them pretty much demanded that I touch them/feel her up so I could tell them how natural their new boobs feel. They don't, but I lied.

 

[default24]

Well, duh. It's called a "curious" phase.

This is fantastic, now please just answer what I wrote after 'if so'

 

[standard1]

Keep the faith. Apparently hundreds of Litsters are just waiting to send you their junk.

i am visual, but there are only a very few i care about seeing. i’ll keep an eye out for submissions from these.

 

[Suz_anne]

This is fantastic, now please just answer what I wrote after 'if so'

You gotta buy me a couple of drinks or pass a blunt to get me to share those kinds of stories.

(Just kidding - I'm just trying to get free weed)

 

[Eliphaz]

I think I've gotten one or two entirely unsolicited dick pics. And a few not really requested but not unwelcome boob pics. I think the dick pic guys were just taking the shotgun approach, tbh.

 

[default24]

You gotta buy me a couple of drinks or pass a blunt to get me to share those kinds of stories.

(Just kidding - I'm just trying to get free weed)

This is a cop-out, but I'm going to allow it as my imagination is just going to run with this anyway. Also, I think stoned Suz would keep me entertained for a looooong time

I think I've gotten one or two entirely unsolicited dick pics. And a few not really requested but not unwelcome boob pics. I think the dick pic guys were just taking the shotgun approach, tbh.

It's more like a machinegun approach isn't it?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd be curious to know how many unsolicited requests have people received from fellow listers to show their tits or dicks?

 

[hotwords229_A]

(I’m trying this fake lesbian thing all the girls are doing ‘round these parts... seeing if it gets everyone all worked up)

https://66.media.tumblr.com/893b042fb5f17293c038d539fb8b770a/tumblr_pnhkswp4AC1wyq49so1_500.jpg

You have to fake it till you make it

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait...unsolicited boob pics? Does that really happen? Asking for a friend

I have gotten this AND, once, years back... An unsolicited vagina pic. You might wonder how I got so lucky. Wrong. This thing was made primarily of whatever a rhino taint is made of. Fuck me. This was NOT something you want to see. It was old bit had been through at least one World War.

I just... I'm done. I can't talk about it anymore.

This almost made me laugh aloud. Suz, do you actually have a double ended dildo? If so, please regale me with the tales of its use

It's spelt "tails".

I'd be curious to know how many unsolicited requests have people received from fellow listers to show their tits or dicks?

I don't think I have ever received such a request. I would be flattered, I suppose.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I'd be curious to know how many unsolicited requests have people received from fellow listers to show their tits or dicks?

*Now* we can go back to over 1000.
You, too, I’m sure.

(I kid, I kid.)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This would be easier to calculate weekly.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

This would be easier to calculate weekly.

Not in my case...anything divided by zero remains the same.

 

[DarkSimian]

Although I don't get as many tit pics as I would like, I am not above sending out the unsolicited cock pic.....just ask anyone