Time for the Lit religion.

[Lord DragonsWing]

Okay, there's been discussions on religion and the formation of Scientology. As Authors and member of AH, it's time we started our own religion.

What would u call it? What would you want to see from our own religion? This can be fun.

 

[woodnymph_O]

this all made me think of the movie Men In Black 2

you know the little creatures in the locker had made a whole religion based on the business card .. and the speech ended with "Large adult entertainment section in the back" dunno why,, just made me laugh
Nymphy

 

[McKenna]

I would like to worship the Orgasm.

Sunday services should be mass orgies and/or masturbation sessions (gives new meaning to the term "mass" .) Sunday school should consists of tips and tricks to obtain better and more fulfilling Orgasm through worship of each other's bodies (or worship of our own.)

Missions will be served to those less fortunate individuals who experience no or less satisfying Orgasms. Missionaries will work with couples and individuals, exposing them to the glorious nature of O and inviting them to worship with the rest of us.

Donations will be used to by "implements" (vibrators, toys, etc.) to promote healthy worship of the O.

Now if I could just think of a name for this religion...

 

[angela146]

I would like to worship the Orgasm.
[...]
Now if I could just think of a name for this religion...

Orgasmism.

 

[impressive]

I would like to worship the Orgasm.

<clipped>

Now if I could just think of a name for this religion...

Google "Tantra"

 

[angela146]

I would propose that we worship the Greek god Eros. Our religion would be called Eroticism.

 

[rgraham666]

No! No! Not another religion!

You know within five years we'll be angry at one another over tiny disagreements on what the proper way to 'worship' is. And we'll be looking down our noses at 'those people' who don't share our creed. And telling our members how to vote, or else. Maybe even blowing ourselves and others up saying that the 'Big Death' is even better than the 'Little Death'.

So No! No!

(runs screaming into the night)

 

[angela146]

No! No! Not another religion!

You know within five years we'll be angry at one another over tiny disagreements on what the proper way to 'worship' is. And we'll be looking down our noses at 'those people' who don't share our creed.

Um... Isn't that the point?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think the goddess of love should be one of our most important deities.

 

[lil_elvis]

At least there'll be no shortage of scripture.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And we should worship her by performing orgies on top of altars for her to watch.

 

[R. Richard]

Okay, there's been discussions on religion and the formation of Scientology. As Authors and member of AH, it's time we started our own religion.

What would u call it? What would you want to see from our own religion? This can be fun.

Great idea! We could call it "The one true religon!" No wait, all of the existing religions already use that.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Did someone call?

As an ordained Minister, I am willing to conduct baptisms, marriages and funerals for Litizens.

Payment can be in sex, (but not with the corpse).

Orgies blessed, unions sprinkled with holy water, degenerates pardoned and whatever other services are required.

The Churching of Women is often requested. The woman who asks for this service spreadeagles herself on the altar and the congregation worship her in any way that SHE thinks is appropriate. Anointing with chocolate sauce is popular.

Rev. Jeanne D'Artois

 

[Honey123]

I kneel before the great "O"
I bow to the great "O"

Just think of the Choir, standing in all their glorious nakedness, singing:


"Oooh....yeahhhh....more....Ooooh....baby.....right there....yeahhh....Oooooooooohhhhhhh"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, there's been discussions on religion and the formation of Scientology. As Authors and member of AH, it's time we started our own religion.

What would u call it? What would you want to see from our own religion? This can be fun.

ABStrology. I hit you on the head and read the stars that appear.
As a former Pope I have experience.

My worshippers may do as they please as long as it's decadent and offerings of cheesecake are left on my altars.

 

[lil_elvis]

ABStrology. I hit you on the head and read the stars that appear.
As a former Pope I have experience.

My worshippers may do as they please as long as it's decadent and offerings of cheesecake are left on my altars.

We ain't goona have no pope here - how's about High Priestess? Sounds better to me. and you get to design you own outfit, that'll be fun

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We ain't goona have no pope here - how's about High Priestess? Sounds better to me. and you get to design you own outfit, that'll be fun

Oooooooooooooo.....cool, me likey! You can be my *pick title*.

 

[lil_elvis]

Oooooooooooooo.....cool, me likey! You can be my *pick title*.

Keeper of the Sacred Relics

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Keeper of the Sacred Relics

Granted.

 

[McKenna]

Oooooooooooooo.....cool, me likey! You can be my *pick title*.

Designated Pickle?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Designated Pickle?

You can be the Keeper of tastelss thoughts and humor.

 

[McKenna]

You can be the Keeper of tastelss thoughts and humor.

But I'm so unworthy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But I'm so unworthy!

I know you are but I'm feeling generous.

 

[McKenna]

*grovel, grovel*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*grovel, grovel*

Now I'm all excited.