crappie master
King of the Shitz
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3 mice are sitting in a bar in the rough part of town talking about how tough they are.
1st mouse downs a shot of bourbon & says "when I see a mouse trap I lay on my back, trip it with my foot catch the bar and do some bench presses then take the cheese and go home."
2nd mouse downs a double scotch & says "whenever I find some rat poison take it home,grind it up then put in my morning coffee,it gives me a little buzz"
The last mouse chugs a bottle of vodka & tells the other 2 "I don't have time to bullshit with you I've go to go home & screw the cat" .
1st mouse downs a shot of bourbon & says "when I see a mouse trap I lay on my back, trip it with my foot catch the bar and do some bench presses then take the cheese and go home."
2nd mouse downs a double scotch & says "whenever I find some rat poison take it home,grind it up then put in my morning coffee,it gives me a little buzz"
The last mouse chugs a bottle of vodka & tells the other 2 "I don't have time to bullshit with you I've go to go home & screw the cat" .
