Threads renamed to British Standards

[Hornblende]

I'm afraid some of the threads here on Literotica have been allowed to proliferate in a profligate and unregulated manner.

In accordance with British Standard 6969 (Naming of Erotic Threads) I ask for the correct terms to be promulgated heretofore. The following thread titles have been approved:

What made one say "bother" today?
Has one fornicated today?
Chastise the person above you most severely.

Yours sincerely

Albert Ponsonby-Smythe.
Principal Secretary

 

[Sundayschild]

The battle of the sexes?

 

[numeniusa]

The battle of the sexes?

I propose "Fisticuffs of the sexes"

 

[tnman03]

I propose "Fisticuffs of the sexes"

That just won't do, it won't do at all my dear...

 

[may_I_please]

*chortles*

 

[may_I_please]

Is that Dick Van Dyke in the corner?

 

[numeniusa]

May I also propose "Has one engaged in smutty banter with the person above one?"

 

[Penuche]

Would one talk about the weather with, commute in the same train carriage for years without exchanging a word with, or buy the litser above a pint (babycham for the ladies obviously, stands ter reason)?

 

[Penuche]

That just won't do, it won't do at all my dear...

A sustained sharp exchange between chaps and the weaker sex.

 

[Hornblende]

A sustained sharp exchange between chaps and the weaker sex.

Laughing out loud, one attaches a smiling emoticon. With my very best regards.

 

[beachbaby179]

Best thread ever.

May i also suggest "An amalgam of the most humorous (oops sorry...humourous) playground exchanges"

 

[barefootgirl69]

How should we rename Arouse Me in Five Words?

 

[may_I_please]

How should we rename Arouse Me in Five Words?

Would you like a cup of tea (in 5 words)

 

[Penuche]

How should we rename Arouse Me in Five Words?

Pray draw attention to yourself, in due course, in no more and no less than five words.

 

[tnman03]

A sustained sharp exchange between chaps and the weaker sex.

To true my dear, knew it all the time....(wink).... after all a certain degree of leniency is expected of us lesser colonials and such....


(whispers) But some of my ancestors did just happen to be at this little place called Kings Mountain a few hundred years back.

 

[Ask For More]

Send a telegram to the named person on the dotted line above your own moniker

 

[barefootgirl69]

Inflame my passion in five words????

 

[Ask For More]

Inflame my passion in five words????

It's not rename threads to 50 Shades standards

Rouse my passion with but a few carefully worded phrases

 

[Penuche]

would one ever bestow a chaste kiss on the cheek of the poster above one?

 

[suckonsimon]

I think 'Has one fornicated today' so lowers the tone.
I propose, rather, 'Has one persuaded a member of the fairer sex to lay back and think of England?'

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's not rename threads to 50 Shades standards

Rouse my passion with but a few carefully worded phrases

That is why I had a "question mark" at the end...because I wanted to know
how it SHOULD be...

I like your title!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Well I am enjoying reading this thread. I look forward to seeing what you all come up with as time goes on.

 

[Ask For More]

That is why I had a "question mark" at the end...because I wanted to know
how it SHOULD be...

I like your title!

You obviously need more education in proper British lingo Now I wonder who could do that?


Place an injunction without prejudice upon the previous entrant

 

[barefootgirl69]

You obviously need more education in proper British lingo Now I wonder who could do that?

Place an injunction without prejudice upon the previous entrant

Certainly! Banned for thinking I would know British lingo!

 

[Penuche]

Indicators of impending seniority