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[jaF0]

I'm guessing socks because of the sock discussion. What do I get if I win?

A brand new key.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

A brand new key.

To your heart?

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have a 17-inch penis!

Ok, that’s just excessive

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A brand new key.

I think that we should get together and try them on to see.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ok, that’s just excessive

You're telling me. I have to drag this son of a bitch along the ground every day!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You're telling me. I have to drag this son of a bitch along the ground every day!

At that length it seems like you could get away with wrapping it around your neck and pretending it’s a scarf

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm guessing socks because of the sock discussion. What do I get if I win?

MrsNaughtyCat 's odd ones.

 

[Booboobear84]

I have the same problem dear Cat.

a sock monster that lives in my washing machine and eats the socks.

let’s start a new trend….wearing odd socks! I have a pair of red and green ones and an identical pair in my dressing room

I have socks drop out of my flannel shirts. static holds them there. Here's the question: when you keep the unpaired socks, why do so many appear in next week's laundry?

 

[gga]

Ok, that’s just excessive

Packing 12", but I don't use it as a rule.

 

[Sundayschild]

Packing 12", but I don't use it as a rule.

Be too tempting to put it on the desk edge and twang it

 

[gga]

Be too tempting to put it on the desk edge and twang it

It does cause the high notes to be hit

 

[jaF0]

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[Sundayschild]