This too funny.

[Ishmael]

I told you about my Simon Legree trip.

Well the dog is a fucking wuss, it's the fourth and there are fireworks outside. It's a wonder the idiot hasn't pissed himself over it. Anyway, I had an empty bag of cat food sitting around that he thought had something of interest in it. He stuck his head in the bag and got the bag stuck, Was running around blind and banging into walls. If I'd of known I would have gotten the camera out, but I didn't, so I didn't.

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

I told you about my Simon Legree trip.

Well the dog is a fucking wuss, it's the fourth and there are fireworks outside. It's a wonder the idiot hasn't pissed himself over it. Anyway, I had an empty bag of cat food sitting around that he thought had something of interest in it. He stuck his head in the bag and got the bag stuck, Was running around blind and banging into walls. If I'd of known I would have gotten the camera out, but I didn't, so I didn't.

Ishmael

Mine is even stupidier.
Keeps humping this guy(my neighbour)'s leg, and they're both 'he'.

 

[Ishmael]

Mine is even stupidier.
Keeps humping this guy(my neighbour)'s leg, and they're both 'he'.

Who's the 'alpha?'

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

Who's the 'alpha?'

Ishmael

haha…
But actually … you obviously know dogs. It's only a recent thing makes more sense with what you're saying.

 

[Ishmael]

haha…
But actually … you obviously know dogs. It's only a recent thing makes more sense with what you're saying.

Well, who's the alpha?

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

Well, who's the alpha?

Ishmael

my cat

 

[Ishmael]

my cat

I've seen that way too often. They try to top from the bottom and more often than not the dog's master's enable it.

Just whose food dish is it anyway?

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

I've seen that way too often. They try to top from the bottom and more often than not the dog's master's enable it.

Just whose food dish is it anyway?

Ishmael

actually I have no cat. Wasn't sure if you were serious or trying to be sarcastic re my neighbour-dog situation, so I made that up to divert the conversation.

In fact I used to have another dog, a smaller girl actually who died last year. And He was 5 times bigger.
But she was the alpha and was such a bully… Must be because she was the first one that I got + I always made sure that she eats first etc. And. like you said, they shared the food bowl

 

[Ishmael]

actually I have no cat. Wasn't sure if you were serious or trying to be sarcastic re my neighbour-dog situation, so I made that up to divert the conversation.

In fact I used to have another dog, a smaller girl actually who died last year. And He was 5 times bigger.
But she was the alpha and was such a bully… Must be because she was the first one that I got + I always made sure that she eats first etc. And. like you said, they shared the food bowl

Understood, you'll learn.............eventually.

Who ate first before 'sharing?'

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

Of course it was her (she was a feisty bichon frise). He used to wait patiently, head down, ears pulled back.

 

[Ishmael]

Of course it was her (she was a feisty bichon frise). He used to wait patiently, head down, ears pulled back.

So he'd do anything for the chance for a piece of ass. How Millennial.

Ishmael

 

[Saint Peter]

Or he got his ass kicked enough times that he respected the order.

 

[hashtag45]

So he'd do anything for the chance for a piece of ass. How Millennial.

Ishmael

lol…
he's a big wuss, too

 

[dirtywifechat]

Right...funny!!!!

 

[Ishmael]

Or he got his ass kicked enough times that he respected the order.

Well, that's one way of spinning it.

Ishmael

 

[hashtag45]

Or he got his ass kicked enough times that he respected the order.

speaking from experience?

 

[hashtag45]

Right...funny!!!!

lol… .
love when there are new trolls on the board!