This stock market shit is really pissing me off.

[KillerMuffin]

My one whole piece of stock is worth 38 cents! This morning it was worth 55 cents!

AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to lose my ass if this shit keeps up.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Good news! My stock rallied 2% Thank gawd, it's worth 40 cents now. I was worried. This Dow Jones Updraft is a relief.

 

[Wyatt]

8 years ago the words "Unit Trusts" and "Japan" seemed to go together hand in hand.Now I look at my money and go "Aaaaaargh".