Bidin~Time
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Happy Holidays to all you bad little boys and girls!
"BAD BOY"
Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree, looks like a Merry Christmas for everyone
"But Me".
Cause I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas, not even 1 little toy, they say I ain't gettin nothin at all this Christmas cause I've been a "Bad Little Boy."
My Mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil, in my little baby sisters bassinet.
They say my little sister has a soft spot in her head,
But I haven't found it,
"YET"
And dad yelled, just cause I took the ridin mower for a little trip down to the candy store.
My brother Bret, Boy, did he get upset, when I told mom about the magazines in his bottom drawer.
So, I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas and last Christmas I was everybodys pride and joy. But they say I ain't gettin nothin at all this Christmas because I've been a
"Bad Little Boy".
I was hopin I might get a chemistry set or a motorcyle or somethin like that.
But thats before I used Brets model rocket set and made an astronaugt out of Mrs. Wilcoxs' cat,
"Stupid Cat."
If he had just held on tight like I told him, I wouldn't have had to super glue his little paws to the rocket. If he had just been still like I told him, he wouldn't have thrown the rocket off course and it wouldn't have landed in Butch the bulldogs back yard.
"Stupid Cat", but did the cat get in trouble?
"NO"!!!!!!!
But hey, I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas, not even 1 little toy, they all say I ain't getting nothin at all this Christmas, cause I've been a "Bad Little Boy."
Oh, my grandma had to go to the hospital, yea, but don't worry she's not really sick, she just had a little trouble walking for awhile after I showed her my power ranger kick.
So, I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas, not from mom or dad or Bret or grandma, they all said I ain't gettin nothin at all this Christmas but------
"They don't know my Grandpa."
My grandpa get me anything I want, I bet, "Boys will be Boys," that what grandpa says, "Lighten up Bill, he's just a little kid, (Grandpa always calls my dad Bill)
I just hope my grandpa doesn't find out who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though.
It's true what they say about the Great Big Berthas, I can hit a rock further with the Great Big Berthas than with any of my dads golf clubs. Even with all the dents I put in it. That rock just goes and goes.
One rock went right through Mrs. Wilcox's window, (wish it had hit that "Stupid Cat",
"I hate that cat."
"BAD BOY"
Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree, looks like a Merry Christmas for everyone
"But Me".
Cause I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas, not even 1 little toy, they say I ain't gettin nothin at all this Christmas cause I've been a "Bad Little Boy."
My Mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil, in my little baby sisters bassinet.
They say my little sister has a soft spot in her head,
But I haven't found it,
"YET"
And dad yelled, just cause I took the ridin mower for a little trip down to the candy store.
My brother Bret, Boy, did he get upset, when I told mom about the magazines in his bottom drawer.
So, I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas and last Christmas I was everybodys pride and joy. But they say I ain't gettin nothin at all this Christmas because I've been a
"Bad Little Boy".
I was hopin I might get a chemistry set or a motorcyle or somethin like that.
But thats before I used Brets model rocket set and made an astronaugt out of Mrs. Wilcoxs' cat,
"Stupid Cat."
If he had just held on tight like I told him, I wouldn't have had to super glue his little paws to the rocket. If he had just been still like I told him, he wouldn't have thrown the rocket off course and it wouldn't have landed in Butch the bulldogs back yard.
"Stupid Cat", but did the cat get in trouble?
"NO"!!!!!!!
But hey, I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas, not even 1 little toy, they all say I ain't getting nothin at all this Christmas, cause I've been a "Bad Little Boy."
Oh, my grandma had to go to the hospital, yea, but don't worry she's not really sick, she just had a little trouble walking for awhile after I showed her my power ranger kick.
So, I ain't gettin nothin this Christmas, not from mom or dad or Bret or grandma, they all said I ain't gettin nothin at all this Christmas but------
"They don't know my Grandpa."
My grandpa get me anything I want, I bet, "Boys will be Boys," that what grandpa says, "Lighten up Bill, he's just a little kid, (Grandpa always calls my dad Bill)
I just hope my grandpa doesn't find out who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though.
It's true what they say about the Great Big Berthas, I can hit a rock further with the Great Big Berthas than with any of my dads golf clubs. Even with all the dents I put in it. That rock just goes and goes.
One rock went right through Mrs. Wilcox's window, (wish it had hit that "Stupid Cat",
"I hate that cat."
