Fata Morgana
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- Feb 10, 2005
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Good advice there. Love it!

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Pfft. You WISH you were that hot. Ain't nobody alive can get on that dudes level.
Just call me Wilford Brimley.Oh. My! Thank you, Twin! How deeply thoughtful and spectacular. Amazing how tiny the planet looks in comparison to the giant sun.
That's a lovely one, never seen it before! (I did a lot of bluebell pic searches back in the day).
Guess how many people laugh at my jokes ALL the time?
One.
You're talking to her.
Thank god I amuse myself.
You want some diabeetus, huh? We can talk terms, for sure.
BrilliantMine and 1HF's night out:
First
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Audrina+Patridge+Stephanie+Pratt+Getting+Pedicures+Y9uSdoV1qQBl.jpg
Then
http://www.drinkinginamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PinkDrinks.jpg
Then maybe we round up some of these
http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/stripperz.jpg
And get charged for kidnapping
http://img.brajeshwar.com/2011/i-m-getting-arrested.jpg
BUT. I love cops
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/b5/c5/d6b5c5c8a6a218646edf2418d436ea2b.jpg
So I'm a happy girl
http://wellandgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/happy-woman-saidaonline.jpg
Until they add assault and rape to kidnapping
http://archive.11alive.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/111018061332_ows-arrest118.jpg
And 1HF goes home without me
http://www.socialsciencespace.com/wp-content/uploads/Prison-cell-hands.jpg
But you forgot..
I'd totally come get you out of the pound in the morning when I was sober:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/GothRP2201_468x665.jpg
The guy I boned while you were playing drop the soap would make us breakfast:
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/j.jpg?w=500&h=375
We would make inappropriate gift baskets to apologize to those sexy officers.. :
http://www.arttowngifts.com/v/vspfiles/photos/GRA50SHADES-2.jpg
Start the chaos all over again that evening..:
http://nessaonair.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Screen-Shot-2013-04-10-at-12.31.27-AM.png
And finally we die of old age, the drunkest, and bestest of friends:
http://i.imgur.com/5CZGn.jpg
Also brilliantBut you forgot..
I'd totally come get you out of the pound in the morning when I was sober:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/GothRP2201_468x665.jpg
The guy I boned while you were playing drop the soap would make us breakfast:
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/j.jpg?w=500&h=375
We would make inappropriate gift baskets to apologize to those sexy officers.. :
http://www.arttowngifts.com/v/vspfiles/photos/GRA50SHADES-2.jpg
Start the chaos all over again that evening..:
http://nessaonair.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Screen-Shot-2013-04-10-at-12.31.27-AM.png
And finally we die of old age, the drunkest, and bestest of friends:
http://i.imgur.com/5CZGn.jpg
Was looking for a pic for someone else and found one more for Garnate:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kinky-katie-meme.jpg
parodybird and her lovemate
http://www.desipainters.com/dp/04/14537/14537.jpg
Was looking for a pic for someone else and found one more for Garnate:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kinky-katie-meme.jpg
Au contraire. I can take a joke AND three dicks. At the same time.